Drinking until my liver falls out and passing out on people's lawns while singing sad songs. I'm just messing around. I truly enjoy femme girls, spontaneous sex, pleasing, sarcasim, ink, photography, art, museums, fashion, being flirty, being silly, learning new things, love, friendship, beauty, laughter, life and everything in between.
I'd like to meet:
People in general who can carry a conversation that's not only about themself. People who like to laugh there asses off at everything including me. Hopefully find that one person or more whatever, that I can beat senseless, burn with cigars and leave in the basement tied to a hot furnace. I know some of you sick fucks actually like that stuff but don't get too excited I'm only kidding! Really though people that inspire me, corrupt me, laugh with me, share spontaneous moments with me. Someone, anyone who's sincere, thoughtful, intelligent, kind, passionate to an extreme, jaded, alittle tortured, sarcastic, charismatic, sexual, fun and playful. People I can count on in my misery. People I can learn new things from and maybe just maybe come across the one that will put up with my madnes.
If you're really listening, if you're awake to the
poignant beauty of the world, your heart breaks
regularly; In fact, your heart is made to break; its
purpose is to burst open again and again so that it
can hold evermore wonders."Andrew Harvey
What's a boi to do without the loving
teddy bear?
My girl and I. We're so loving!!! She's so
purrrty when she doesn't speak.
Music:
Portishead, Tricky, Esthero, Alpha, Gold Frapp, Massive Attack, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Sly and the Family Stone, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, Duran Duran, Pat Benatar, majority of hip hop, Olive, Oasis, The Gossip. Just Fuckin Music.
Nikki you fucker you're always getting me to do something stupid!! Mmmm YUMMY!!!
Movies:
All of Tarentino's flicks, Clockwork Orange, Man Bites Dog, Trainspotting, Last Tango in Paris, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Cry Baby, Full Metal Jacket, Forretst Gump, Pretty Women, Stella, Steel Magnolia, Blue Velvet, Grease, Ice Age, Monsters Inc., Natural Born Killers.
Television:
I don't watch much t.v., but it would have to be Ab Fab and Folty Towers. Fuck t.v. can we talk about how cute these damn kids are!!!
Books:
Stone Butch Blues, Da Vinci Code, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day
And where would I be without my Maggie?
How big is your strap-on?
6 inches?
7 inches?
8 inches?
9? 10?
Do you have a dildo in you mind that is bigger than
men?
Here we are again shopping at the sex toy shop,
Furiously searching for surgical grade silicon,
Buying molded figures for permanent hard-ons,
Man-made dicks, Plastic penises, And phallic objects.
Can your sex appeal be measured by the size of your
wallet?
Because sex toys are fucking expensive! If we really
think about it, there is reason to be apprehensive.
So the question is, What do strap-ons have to do with
socio-economics? Do dollar signs purchase
relationships that are non-platonic? Are strap-ons in
essence the penis-hooked-on-phonics? Isn’t it ironic,
that some time, long, long ago,Wealthy women were the
only ones that could afford birth control. Think about
that shit.
So I was standing outside of this bar one night,And
this guys says to me, “So why is it that you need a
fake penis to be a lesbian? If you like dicks, Why
don’t you just date men?†Well, I looked at that
motherfucker and told him that first of all,I wasn’t a
lesbian, in fact I wasn’t a girl, While his whole
world, seemed to collapse before his eyes,How the fuck
am I supposed to explain to an intoxicated man,That
this gender representation is not just a guise?
I do not own a strap-on out of penis envy,
I have one because it’s hot,
It’s pretty,
And I like to have sex with it,
It comforts me at night,
It tucks me in,
Reads me bedtime stories,
And irons my shirts.
It kisses away the hurt from my first girlfriend,
My strap-on gives me pleasure and satisfaction,
Access to some of my greatest sexual fantasies, and
Empowerment over my own sexuality. Strap-ons are more
than just FUCKING and gender-identity.
So join me brothers and sisters in my strap-on
revolution, Where all men and women shall be given equal-sized
government issued strap-ons,One model, one color, one
for every man. woman, and child.So that everyone can
have the ability to have strap-on sex!
So for every high-maintenance-femme in fish nets out
there who likes to fuck, Use your strap-on! For every
T-Boi who likes it wet and can’t get enough, Use your
strap-on! For all the mixed-gendered couples out there who like
kinky shit, Buy a strap-on, For anyone who fucking
wants to, Get a fucking strap-on!
My strap-on is only part of my identified voice,My
strap-on was a choice, That I made when I felt like I
could,and was ready,With purchasing power to Expand my
identity,Some of it relating to gender,But a lot of it
not.
Who I am can’t be bought,But it is made up of the sum
of my experiences, So until we get our U.S. government
Strap-ons, Have more sex, Demand lower prices, Be who
you are, Reclaim words like fag and dyke, and Make
sure you buy a strap-on that you like!
Written by Kit Yan
Heroes:
My twin is my #1!!! Shmef, I LOVE YOU!!!
