DALE RE:Definition_ Human extraordinaire.
~onmyself
Good natured. Won't let you down behind the line. Workaholic. Likes to eat everything. Once called a Swiss Army Knife: too many specialties. Hardly ever sad or depressed. Can be an asshole. Doesn't have hobbies, but obsessions. Loves sarcasm and sesquipedalians. Illogically logical. All around good guy to most people. Sometimes quiet when in the zone, but loud and sings too much most of the time, especially in kitchens. Beware of Dale in kitchens. He tends to sing 80s music.
!oncooking
Did it not to impress, but because I was bored. Truth. Savory cooking is where my heart is at. I burn. I get burns. I get mental boners looking at knives. I love food, but I don't put it on a pedestal. I'm a garbage disposal. I. Eat. A. Lot.
//onmusic
Everyone's second favorite topic as sex is first. I listen to...everything. I fucking mean it. Something may not fit my mood at the moment, but in another moment of time it will. If I had to pick a fav band: As I Lay Dying. Fav song: "How Deep is Your Love" by the Bee Gees. If I'm feelin everything: Rick Astley.
$onfashion
I don't shop as often as people think, but when I do, reserve hours if you plan on shopping with me. Armani whore. Obsessed with jeans...my best pair is by Dsquared2. I know women fashion too!! Sorta. I can either be your best shopping buddy or a meticulous bitch that takes too fucking long to decide on a single tshirt. And manbags. Metrosexual etc etc etc.
@onbeingageek
I won't lie to you. I'm a true geek at heart...not some person who thinks he's computer saavy because he's html'ed before. Been using a computer since I was 4. Once a passion, now a hobby. Audio editing is amusing. Photo manipulation more so. Anime...I've watched a lot. Probably more than you have, but just probably. There are bigger otakus out there, but I am an otaku and damn proud of it. My computer: only I touch. 1.4 terabytes and growing. And I love my glasses. KeitaroSempai forever.
♥onlove
Nancy. Mine. Me. Her. Been with her for five years. I love her. Love? I won't bother explaining love, but I love her. She's taller than me, but that's quite alright. I also love spoiling her even though she tells me not to. She's currently rockin' it at the Academy of Art in San Francisco. I'm proud of her. I'm her puppy. She loves puppies. If you don't like puppies, something is wrong with you.
&oneverythingelse
Love it all. The ups rock. The downs suck. But oh well. Live without regrets. Move on. Don't stop. One speed: my speed. Hugs I give...a lot of them. Tap me on the shoulder for a hug. Fetishes: long hair and Love Spell perfume. Emos=idiots. Life is too short to be habitually depressed. Flame me all you want. Don't care. Emos are annoying. Hate my skin. Hate my build. Like my hair. Like my plushies: Simba and Pucca. Like life. Love smiles. Love you.
Love, Dale.
[ The wind on my face.
Feeling of tranquility.
I have a penis. ]
(Haiku by Me)
S o put an othe r p en ny i n and t urn t he cran k . Peace. A
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