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mEow *mOO*

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About Me

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Remember Africa
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Masai child
By Katcow
Setting the African sun
By Katcow
OK, seriously, things to know about me: I hate Bush! And I hate guys with Asian fetishes. So if you (1) like/voted for Bush, or (2) want to meet me because I'm "Oriental," you're shit out of luck. Peace.
You Are 40% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are 72% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
My political views:
New National Emblem
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
My best friend, Koko the gorilla.
My baby girl
My boo
My international partner in crime
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TRAVEL WITH ME? Making my way from Brazil to Ecuador and back. You can find me in Argentina, Bolivia, or Peru.

The love of my life.

My Blog

Temper temper

It is so easy to bait me.  Seriously, why do I do it?  I know better.  I don’t need a retrospective to know better than this. New Yorkers are so wound up and full of angst.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Flying home in consternation

Along with the decline of the American dollar (are we going to match the Mexican peso soon??) is the decline of the American airline. I remember when flying in the states used to be moderately comfor...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:43:00 GMT

Introspective

There's too much in my head to sort out. Mind like the frightening chaos of a fraternity dorm room. Can't escape disorder. I wake up every morning thinking about Africa. Do I want to be there, do ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:22:00 GMT

All about Zimbabwe

OK, so what's up with Zim? The media is right about some things and totally wrong about others.  Fuel shortage, yes; food shortage, yes; riots, yes (but really only in Harare); economy totally fu...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:39:00 GMT

Zimbabwe or not!

For the first time in weeks I am acting like a normal person and not a nomad.  Yesterday I arrived in Joburg and my friend Rory came and picked me up from my hostel and introduced me to all his f...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:28:00 GMT

South Africa in a nutshell

1. Dar es Salaam to Lusaka, Zambia--argued w border authorities about visa price (listed as $30 on their visa website but is actually $100).  Poor backpackers, no money, etc. etc., after much caj...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:14:00 GMT

Oh Mama Africa

Arusha is small.  So small that I see the same hookers at the same bars (there being all of two or three bars, thus justifying the use of the plural) on the weekends.  So small the...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:56:00 GMT

T.I.A.

You know when you're in Africa when: (1) You come down with food poisoning but it's really amoebic dysentery (2) You get the flu but you're actually thrilled to learn it's not malaria, pnuemonia, bron...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT

In Zanzibar...

I love the beach!  Just got back from Zanzibar.  Spent the weekend swimming, sunbathing, snorkeling, eating, drinking (nonstop), and shopping.  And sweating.  Zanzibar is wonderful...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:34:00 GMT

Let us not have dreams of genocide

They are calling believers to prayer now.  In my first few days in Arusha I would wake at 5 in the morning to water-pale light and that distant invocation.  Now, sleeping in, ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:06:00 GMT