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Shane De Menezes glist@ Famous Saturdays.

Nothing Says Pain Like WD40 Up The Pee-Hole!

About Me

FIRSTLY!!!!...ok i had 5 No-Doz before making this clip...PING!
I love:
Confident people
Babs
Beer And Most Alcholic drinks
Bein a Bartender
Being Venue Versitile
My life being revolved around music
Dancing
Being able to construct acoustic songs 2 Techno remixes
Recording
My Camera
My laptop
Changing Personalities
People who smile alot
Being under pressure
Being in awkward situations
Rough sex
Tips
Cookin and food in general
Being a guitar tutor
Meeting different type of people
Shopping
Video Games
Movies
No-Doz
199 BUDDY
Coffee
Happy Meals, for the toys
Iced Coffee
Tea
Ebay
Being organised
Good Company
Breakfast meals...anytym of the day!
Being on Stage
Wanna know more, then talk to meh! Ask me shit, i like questions!
Thoughts:
*Everything works better if you chill the fuck out
*I'm way to Kool
*The Guy that invented Chicken sauages is an absolute Fukwit
*Hardings Mum is hella sexy
*And so is So an SO's sister
*Girls That drink beer are the Shiz
*I have automatic respect for those who drive a manual
*Happy Feet is one of the koolest movies i've ever seen
*Nintendo Wii is the best present i bought myself
*Buying a new style of shoe usually leads to buying
a new pair of pants
*If You wanna sort out an issue....Dont do it
on MSN Bhahaha
*Nothing beats an orgasm.....NOTHING
*I get more tips at work if i undo an extra button
*It's usually from older women
*I like that
*I want to go to a certain site, but find myself typing
www.myspace.com accident sumtyms.
*The time period between chewing gum an lasting flavour is pathetic
*The adventure doesnt stop if you throw up on beer
*If you throw up on bourbon....ur done
*Sitting on the fence is a load of crap
*Only a few girls can pull off the munroe or Labret
peircing
*Annoying is when ur walking up the stairs in the dark
an u think there is an extra step
*Wierdly painful is the same thing cept goin down the stairs
*When i buy an ice cream, i expect there to be ice
packed all the way down to the tip
*If my fast food order gets fucked up i just leeeave it
*The only machine at the pokies which alwayz pays out is the ATM
*Rasberry Lemonade is diabeties in a glass
*Bout 90% of people thats say they dont remember
you.....fuckin remember you!
*Going out for my night time ciggerette makes me wanna take
that shit i was supposed to take an hour before hand
*Eating spicy food is a mild and accepted version
of self-mutalation
*Time Slows Down When Ur In The Shower
*Never Fry Bacon While Your Naked
*The Term "long Time No See" Is only used within a few minutes of seeing sum1 these days
*Bindi Erwin......She LOVES the Croc!
*
Excluding the retro room lol.
*If you have to drive 20kmph under the limit to feel safe...
Then your a fuckin Hazard! Get OFF the fuckin road!
When theres a break up, it turns into a psycological race
on "who fucks someone else FIRST" MySpace Editor Icons Collage Banner Generator Contact Table Generator MySpace Layouts
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My Interests

- Guitar - Poker/cards games with the crew - Naked Spas - Drunken board Games - Bars - Pubs - Clubs - Concerts - Raves - House Partys - Online Games - Drunken Nintendo Wii - Bowling - Movies - All Nighters - Driving - Not being DD - Singing - Tang....the powdered drink aswell - Movies

I'd like to meet:

Fergie.....*drool* She's got Charisma
HOT!!!

Music:

0-9
3 Doors Down

A
ACDC
Aerosmith
Alex Lloyd
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
Australia Crawl

B
Bee Gees
Ben Harper
Bernard Fanning
Billy Joel
Black Eyed Peas
Blink 182
Blood Hound Gang
Bob Marley
Body Jar
Bomfunk MC’s
Busta Rymes

C
Coal Chamber
Counting Crows
Creed
Cypress Hill

D
Destiny’s Child
Dire Straits
Disturbed
DJ Otzi
Doobie Brothers

E
Eagles
Eiffle 65
Elton John
Eric Clapton
Everclear

F
Filter
Foo Fighters
Fuel

G
Garbage
Godsmack
Goo Goo Dolls
G&R

H
Hed (planet Earth)
Hoobastank
Hootie & The Blowfish

I
Incubus

J
Jet
John Mayer
Jose` Gonzalez

K
Kenny Rodgers
Killing Hiedi
Kiss
Korn

L
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Linkin Park + Jay-z
Live
Lost Prophets

M
Mathbox 20
Metallica
Michael Jackson
Missy Elliot
Mr.Big
Mudvayne
Muse

N
New Found Glory
Nickelback
Nirvana
No Doubt

O
Oasis
Off Spring
Outkast

P
P.O.D
Papa Roach
Pearl Jam
Pete Murray
Petey Pablo
Phil Collis
Pink
Powderfinger
Prodigy

Q
Queen

R
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reef
Rise Against
Rob Zombie

S
Santana
Scat Man John
Scooter
Scribe
Sean Paul
Seether
Sevendust
Silverchair
Simple Plan
Sisqo
Skindred
Skunk Anansie
Spine shank
Staind
Stevie Wonder
Sting & The Police
Story Of the Year
Sugar Ray
Sum 41
System Of A Down

T
Taproot
The Beatles
The Butterfly Effect
The Darkness
Tonic
Tool
Trapt

U
U2
UB-40
Usher

V
Van Halen
Village People

W
Weezer
Weird Al
Wheatus

X

Y

Z

Movies:


Television:

* Family Guy ohhhh yea
* Futurama
* David Tench
* Rove Live
* Ronny Johns Half Hour
* Two Twisted
* Scrubs
* Drawn Together

Books:

If books were good enough, they'd make a movie out of it.

Heroes:

Great People, Best Friends!
Dean: A damn best friend...maybe not
the best guy to goo to for advice haha,
but he a good distraction from lifes
problems cuase of his partying ways.
Don: Awesome, always there for a good
chat no matter what crappy situation,
hes just got a knack of making people
feel good. Greatful to have as a
bestfriend! How old skool is this pic!! atleast
we're sexy now, and thats what matters!
Bry: Always been the mother figure of
our group...even though shes the youngest
haha, She's Dons Mrs and one of the
5 sides to my bestfriend pentagon
---i actually found a reason to use
that word.....sum1 owes me $50....seriously
Harding: This guy is one of the funniest,
dopey mofo's i've ever met. He's always
looked after me...and i'm so sick of
hearin people sayin thier random. YOUR
TALKIN TRASH!...it's easy to say or do
sumthing random on purpose.....this
guys the real deal. Best friend...but
only cuase of Jenny, she makes a mean stew
Me Family: They are just the shiz!
Marc: Top Bloke, bit more on the odd
side, but he loves to party, knows
loyalty, drinks alot and thats what the
fuck i'm talkin about!
Brendan: Always have a blast weather
we're in a big group or just the 2 of
us, there very few people i can go out
with alone an still have an awesome time.
He's always stood up for me....more so
cuase i think he just enjoyed punching
highskool geno's but hey whatev's lol
Chris: Yet another loyal friend, lyk
the rest of em. He pretty much
looks after me when i'm drunk/drugged
an i've put myslef in a stupid
stiuation. Anyone whom lets me
stick my dick in one of thier cups
of water to sooth the burning sensation
of forgien substances up my peehole
is a ture friend. Then of coarse lettin
me use his comp and bathroom to make
sure my gozmo still works.
Kylie: I met this crazy bitch on myspace
lyk a year ago!! We get along lyk a
house on fire an have been goin out to
clubs/partys since. Pure heart an is
always smiling when i see her, probly
cuase shes pissed on cheap wine, but
still good effort! Not just her her whole
group i've met through her accepted me so
quickly, and now i find myself getting
attached to a fair few of them. GOOD STUFF
GOOD TYMS! lol
Kat: Weather we speak everyday, or just
dont happen to catch up for months it's
always the same nice comfortable feeling
just having a good chat. She always
tryin to mother my bad habits....maybe
thats why i do em lol.
Tash: Ur Just so Fuckin happy all the tym it's
ridiculous, but it makes me smile to. We
bump into each other unplanned an we have
a good night, an i catch you having sex
in cars. Next tym make sure nothing is
pushin down the brake pedal lol
Love You Guyz
Most people say your group falls apart after
highskool......Then why do we only get stronger?
Lick My Balls!

My Blog

I....

am so fucking kool!!!Dude was ur mum hittin on me......i think she was.
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

FARRRKkkk...

Wtf am i gonna do with 4.5 months fuckin holidayz??? 39 for my recital.......first tym i got over 30 haha i'm finally up with the other guitarists fuk yea......wats that johnny u got 37? I plan on mak...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Sober blog??

I took it upon myself to...aaa......take the day off........seeing as i had a late night playin pictionary......go team black ginger.....we never seem to win anything lol......even the board games are...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST

Acoustic Set? At ur party??

If your lookin for an acoustic player at your party/function in melbourne? Then i'm your guy. I'm second year music at uni studying guitar/vocals and i'm the house acoustic player for a bar calle...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

Point Lonsdale Trip!

Point lonsdale trip in breif. *drag racing up there *I dog strolling into the house within moments of unpacking *poker *Claiming pingu the penguin money box as our mascot *Soccer------that was absoulu...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:14:00 PST

My Story!

Gather around and I shall Tell You A Tale! Once There waz a giant rabbit, i no-one lyked him......cuase.........he waz fuckin huge...........Personally if i waz a rabbit i'd think he waz way kool an i...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:07:00 PST

Things I Fuckin Lyk.........apparently.

Out of my bordem i ran a search in google sayin "Shane likes" so this is a list of things I apparently like.   *Shane likes 100 Men. Meanwhile, who's taking what *Shane likes Silent Hill! *Shane...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST

Yay QUIZ!!!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My band (Stick Figures) A very long tym ago.

This is me band playin at skool in 2004. Joe, Tristan an ME!!! Us again with Half of marc's head Sean Hurley(one of our skool's "metal heads"), singing the high bit in under the ...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Brendan's 18th (dress up)

This twaz brendan's 18th, Superhero Villan Theme waz aight lol.   Dean dressed as golem lol. Eddie, James, Chris an Sam Mardaeeee`, Jimmy An brydaeee` Bec an Jess Bec, ...
Posted by Demma BBB-C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST