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wet_chicken_lip

Ya cant grill it, till ya kill it

About Me

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: sam
Birthday: 02 sept
Birthplace: buton
Current Location: ashby
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: dunna
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: english
The Shoes You Wore Today: german paras for work, tariners other
Your Weakness: im to kind
Your Fears: to many things
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, as simple as that
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be happy and content with myself after i take alot on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: the news, or my build a solar system mags, i enjoy building them
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes?
Your Bedtime: when ever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: schoo, primary, secondry and grammer, best times of my life
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: when very very pissed
Do you Swear: alot, infrotn of some not though, i respect my language in front of certain people
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: relativly
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, not massive, socal smokes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, shit from work
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep surrounded by all my loved ones, for their sake
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the man
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: gat question
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: dont care
Height: dont care
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: dunno, beer mushrooms week draw, thats it
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

metal manchester united beer guitar kick ass films and tv programs

I'd like to meet:

zakk wylde, clint eastwood, the stig, gillian anderson, monica bellucci, kate winslet, manchester united players, sir alex ferguson, sir david attenborough, dave chappelle, stone cold steve austin, ted nugent, william b davis, david duchovny, robert patrick.

Music:

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  • Abomination
  • Acerbus
  • AC/DC
  • Adramelech
  • Amon Amarth
  • Amorphis
  • Anal Cunt
  • Anata
  • Ancient Rites
  • Asgard
  • Asphyx
  • At the Gates
  • Atheist
  • Atrocity
  • Autopsy
  • Baphomet
  • Barathrum
  • Behemoth
  • Beyond Fatal
  • Biomechanical
  • Black label Society
  • Bloodbath
  • Blood Duster
  • Brainchoke
  • Brodequin
  • Burzum
  • Butchery
  • Cadaver
  • cannibal corpse
  • Capharnaum
  • Carcass
  • Carpathian Forest
  • Cartilage
  • Cenotaph
  • Centinex
  • Cepahlic Carnage
  • Ceremonium
  • Creeping Vengeance
  • Cryptopsy
  • Damageplan
  • Dead horse
  • Death
  • Deathstrike
  • Decapitated
  • Deceased
  • Deeds of Flesh
  • Deicide
  • Demigod
  • Demilich
  • Deteriorate
  • Devine Empire
  • Dismember
  • Down
  • Doxomodon
  • Dragonforce
  • Dream Theater
  • Dying fetus
  • Enigma
  • Enslaved
  • Entombed
  • Exhumed
  • Fear Factory
  • Fleshcrawl
  • Gates of Ishtar
  • God Macabre
  • Gorguts
  • Grotesque
  • Gutted
  • Helloween
  • Hate Eternal
  • Hetsheads
  • Homo Iratus
  • Hypocrisy
  • Immersed in blood
  • Immolation
  • Imprecation
  • Incantation
  • Incarrion
  • Infester
  • Ingurgitating Oblivion
  • Iniquity
  • Insision
  • Intestine Baalism
  • Iron Maiden
  • Judas Priest
  • Kataklysm
  • Kilcrops
  • Kreator
  • Kronos
  • Lepra
  • Liquid Tension Experiment
  • Luciferion
  • Lymphatic Phlegm
  • Magus
  • Marillion
  • Martyr
  • Massacra
  • Massacre
  • Master
  • Mastodon
  • Megadeth
  • Meshuggah
  • Molested
  • Monstrosity
  • Morbid Angel
  • Morpheus Descends
  • Mortician
  • Mortem
  • Mortuary
  • MSG
  • Mythic
  • Napalm Death
  • Necromass
  • Necrophagist
  • Necrophobic
  • Nile
  • Noctury
  • Nuclear Death
  • Num Skull
  • Obituary
  • Opeth
  • Oppressor
  • Origin
  • Pantera
  • Parricide
  • Pessimist
  • Pestilence
  • Possessed
  • Pyrexia
  • Rancor
  • Rigor Mortis
  • Rise
  • Revenant
  • Rush
  • Sabbat
  • Sadistic Intent
  • Seance
  • Sentenced
  • Sepultura
  • Setherial
  • Sinister
  • Six feet Under
  • Skinless
  • Skrupel
  • Slayer
  • Solstice of Suffering
  • Spastic Ink
  • Spoks Beard
  • Suffocation
  • Symphony x
  • Taine
  • Thanatopsis
  • Therion
  • Thorazine
  • Tool
  • Torchure
  • Unanimated
  • Unleashed
  • Vader
  • Van Halen
  • Venom
  • Vile Stench
  • Vociferation Ethernity
  • Yes
  • Yngwie Malmsteen
  • DIV

    Movies:

    ....

  • a fistfull of dollars
  • for a few dollars more
  • the good, the bad and the ugly
  • a fistfull of dynamite (duck, you sucker)
  • once upon a time in the west
  • hamg em high
  • joe kidd
  • pale rider
  • high plains drifter
  • the outlaw josey wales
  • the unforgiven
  • dirty harry
  • magnum force
  • the enforcer
  • sudden impact
  • the dead pool
  • honkeytonk man
  • bronco billy
  • the gauntlet
  • coogans bluff
  • high noon
  • my darling clementine
  • red river
  • orgasmo
  • BASEketball
  • cannibal the musical
  • all of the hellraisers
  • all of the freddy krueger 's
  • the elephant man
  • all of the terminators
  • evil dead 1 & 2
  • jurassic park
  • jurassic park the lost world
  • all of the aliens
  • predator
  • the running man
  • total recall
  • kindergarten cop
  • commando
  • shogun assassin
  • all bruce lee films
  • five fingers of steel
  • all of the halloweens
  • night of the living dead
  • dawn of the dead
  • day of the dead
  • the wicker man
  • saw
  • the exorcist
  • the burbs
  • beetlejuice
  • pet cemetary
  • the mangler
  • the stand
  • sometimes they come back
  • needful things
  • it
  • cujo
  • christine
  • cool hand luke
  • bullitt
  • the silence of the lambs
  • last house on the left
  • i spit on your grave
  • the dead next door
  • braindead
  • bad taste
  • zombie flesh eaters 1 & 2
  • the hills have eyes 1 & 2
  • the texas chainsaw massacre
  • all of the star wars films
  • the thing
  • the cabinet of dr caligari
  • freaks
  • creepshow
  • rosemarys baby
  • candyman
  • most of the friday the 13th films
  • the fly
  • graveyard shift
  • demons 2
  • dont go in the house
  • from dusk till dawn
  • salems lot
  • people under the stairs
  • the warriors
  • pitch black
  • the chronicles of riddick
  • soylent green
  • the omega man
  • and anything with angelina jolie, britney murphey or jennifer tilly in
  • thats is just a few of the many films i like
  • Television:

    south parkthe simpsonschappelles showdog the bounty hunteranything about sharksmonster garage american choppermonkey dustmutvmalcolm in the middleking of the hillbeavis and butt-headred dwarfbottommen behaving badlyanything with bill baily in sci fi channelall the discovery channels anything about gunsanything about monstersanything about murderersanatomey/autopsy for beginersshamelessX Filesthe dave chapelle showdeadwoodhave i got news for younever mind the buzzcocksim alan partridge

    Books:

    I am a big big fan of H, P lovecrafts work, which is labeled as the cthulhu mythos. and also i love reading viz

    Heroes:

    Vogg, Clint Eastwood, Sir Alex Ferguson, Ted Nugent, Zakk Wylde, sir david attenborough, Mikael Ã…kerfeldt ....

    My Blog

    an absolute tragedy

    Vitek the fucking awesome drummer from decapitated dead at 23, sure as hell sucksim lucky enough to have seen him a few times though, and said a few words to the guy a few years back!what a drummer. c...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

    new halloween

    go watch the new halloween film, and if you do, dont try to compare it to the original, it cant be done, but see it for the cool film that it is, i was wary of it at first, id heard my friends bad rev...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:44:00 PST

    tats

    why does it seem that everyone has aspirations to be a tattoo artist? all the tattoos i see around, especial on myspace, seem to be boring , unoriginal and even cliched...and so to are the people that...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

    lunar eclipse

    been watching the lunar eclipse progress tonight and its looked fucking awesome, the eclipse crawled across it but it was still visable, made it look more like a sphere and less flat, and when the ecl...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

    todays music lesson

    Listen up class today we are gona be learning about... the fact RUSH kick ass they do simple as lesson over!...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

    YOU MUST WATCH THIS!

    Iam not kidding you, this is the best documentary i have ever seen, very beautiful, very artistic, the music is amazing, and perveys exactly what is on the screen. it is called trinity and beyond: the...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

    planet earth

    a reminder to you all, planet earths starts again on sunday, so dont miss it, one of the best programs ever
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

    kick ass bands

    well i am drunk so im gona blab on, and what i say goes. You should all listen to more pink floyd, you should all also listen to the ozric tentacles, and enigma...fucking awesome music, it helps to be...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:25:00 PST

    New Man Utd shirt

    got my new manchester United shirt today, it kicks ass, i canna wait to be wearing it when we start kicking some ass ourselfs in the league! fucking bookies got the gooners second faves to win the lea...
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

    TWATS!

    fucking german twats, thats all i gotta fucking say about that!
    Posted by wet_chicken_lip on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST