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Adrian

you're fucking brilliant. i want to pour PBR all over your body.

About Me

90% of what I say are cliches and puns, and I'm inexplicably proud of this. I have the pop culture attention span of, well, a pop culture consumer, but currently appreciate the Nicole Richie's baby bump, "usable amounts" of cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan's car, and Pax Jolie-Pitt's adjustment to the glare of the celebrity spotlight. I'm a vegan and actually think less of people who eat meat. I disrespect customer service representatives and the French. Arrogance turns me on. Starbucks barristas turn me on, too. I really like Diet Coke and its cool, crisp, and refreshing taste.And my grandma once said, "You're as skinny as an Olsen twin... and about as poorly dressed." That's so clever, no? I think she reads US Weekly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More tall, skinny hipsters with cool hair, especially the ones who hate being called hipsters.

Music:

Scissor Sisters, Scissor Sisters, Scissor Sisters, new Madonna, Bjork, Dangerous Muse, Garbage, Blondie, No Doubt, Mika, The White Stripes, The Faint, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Franz Ferdinand, Ladytron, Fischerspooner, Avenue D, Lil' Kim, MSE Elliot, The Strokes, Interpol, Prince, The Postal Service, Jewel (shame I feel shame), Ace of Base, Snake River Conspiracy, Air, David Bowie, Daft Punk, Miss Kittin, The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel, X-TINA, and SexyBack by J Timberlake

Movies:

Dogville, The Hours, Moulin Rouge, Bad Education, Requiem For A Dream, Boogie Nites, Dancer In the Dark, Brokeback Mountain, Red Eye, I 3 Huckabees, Natural Born Killers, Run Lola Run, Chicago, Babel, Trainspotting, 21 Grams, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Mysterious Skin, Annie Hall, Fahrenheit 9/11, Notes on a Scandal, Little Children, In the Bedroom, Happiness, Kids, Bully, The Village (shame I feel shame), City of God, South Park, Little Miss Sunshine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mulholland Drive, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Best In Show, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Thank You For Smoking, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, Sunshine, Before Sunset, The Pillow Book, Final Destination, Zoolander, Good Nite and Good Luck, Sister Act, NEW YORK MINUTE STARRING MARY KATE OLSEN!

Television:

ROSE: Tell me, is it possible to love two men at the same time? BLANCHE: Set the scene, have we been drinkin'?

Books:

"[Kate and I] want to do it away, a special wedding somewhere miles from anywhere and everyone. But the fucking police have taken away my passport. We can’t get married thanks to the police fuckers." -Pete Doherty (2007)

Heroes:

Roseanne Conner