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About Me

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My Grandmother was from Sweden. My Grandfather was from Germany. Neither one spoke English. I am loyal despite the fact that the average person is not. I love comedy and funny, natural people. Tragic people bore me. I despise undergarments of any kind and would go every day with no shoes, socks, bras or underwear if I could. I don't get why chicks apply fake nails or get all of that waxing crap done. It's a waste of time and very superficial. I don't like to clean house. I believe that family is the most important thing in the Universe. Sometimes friends can become like family. Those are the ones that you keep for years and years. Other friends come and go like sand that doesn't stick when it's wet. They teach you important lessons...then you move on. I don't add people under like 30 years old unless I know you intimately so don't even try it. One exception to this rule is Leo's. If you are a Leo you will be added automatically. I never turn away a fellow Leo. In general I think the human race is divided. I think little kids embody the best in all of us. I enjoy the simple things in life. I've been rich and I've been poor. I'm happy either way. I am proud to say that I have never borrowed money from anyone in my entire life. Grown ups could take some hard lessons from a small child. Like how to play nice, say please and thank you and how to love your brother. I like the color orange. I live in the most depressing place on earth and am eternally tied to it for reasons beyond my control. Getting jumped every day in high school made me a stronger person, it also turned me into a fighter. I am a single Mom who is very independent. Yes, I sleep with a gun close to my trigger finger. Sometimes there are gunshots on my corner. I work hard and play hard. I will only give change to one street bum and his name is Will. He likes Whiskey. I love old cars and love going to car shows. I can't live without music of all kinds.I was a dancer/dance teacher. I play bass guitar. Yes, my cousin is Jenna Jameson. Who the fuck cares? Stay positive, move forward, keep to yourself, take each day at a time. If I haven't answered your question here email me.

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My Interests

Bocci ball, gun-slinging, darts, martial arts, weapons of mass destruction, torture devices, creepy crawlers, exorcism, weasels, light bulbs, puff paints, speedos, the old west, dancing, singing, being super loud, buying a friend a pair of shoes when I can't afford laundry detergent, roller skating, lemon drops, Halloween decorations, menthol smokes, old cars, vintage high heels and brand new tap shoes...

I'd like to meet:

Jay Adams, Steve Carell & Rainn Wilson, A real Viking

Music:

Agent Orange, X, DI, TSOL,Dr.Know,The Partisans, The Authorities,Drop Kick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Horrorpops, Misfits, Black Flag, Bouncing Souls, MDC, Minor Threat, Cock Sparrer, Anti Flag, Johnny Cash, Violent Femmes, Swingin Utters, The Police, UK Subs, Peter and The Test Tube Babies (that one's for you baby girl), Joan Jett,U.S.Bombs, The Clash, Social Distortion, Necromantix, Stray Cats, Foo Fighters, Elton John, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Adam Ant, Johnny Mercury, The Police, Led Zepplin, Morrisey, Rise Against, Go Like Hell (hello luvleggs), GBH, Suicidal Tendencies, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, The Toy Dolls, The Adicts, Descendents, Anti-Nowhere League, The Vandals, NOFX, Devo, Oingo Boingo, Iggy Pop, Blondie, The Gallows, The Go-Go's, but most of all I FUCKIN LOVE TIGER ARMY!!

Movies:

HALLOWEEN, Billy Elliot, Bad Ronald, The Godfather (1 and 2), A Clockwork Orange, Requiem For A Dream, The Lost Boys, Valley Girl, Schindler's List, One Flew Over A Cuckoo's Nest, The Virgin Suicides, Interview With A Vampire, Sid and Nancy, Fight Club, Cry Baby, ALL MUSICALS, The House of Sand and Fog, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Exorcist, The Goonies, The Warriors, Drop Dead Fred,Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), The Swimming Pool, Nightmare on Elm Street, Less Than Zero, The Breakfast Club, Friday the 13th, Carrie, The Shining, Braveheart, All Kevin Smith Movies, Mallrats, Clerks etc.anything w/ Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Suicide Club, Trainspotting, Drug Store Cowboy, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Closer, Oh and did I mention I'm a Star Wars Nerd? Dead and Breakfast, Pretty in Pink, The Outsiders, Red Dawn, Grease, Little Shop of Horrors, Children of The Corn, Natural Born Killers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Omen, I have a HUGE and Versatile Movie Collection!!

Television:

The Office So You Think You Can Dance Project Runway Hell's Kitchen Animal Cops Anything on the History Channel or Animal Planet FEAR.NET

Books:

Anything by Edgar Allen Poe Zambia (The World's Greatest Lion) Shakespeare Dharma Punks Moby Dick True Crime Novels....

Heroes:

The S's (The One Thing I Did Right In My Life). Your children give you the reason, to never regret your past. Colleen....not just for battling leukemia and winning but because she always knows what's best for me and she's not afraid to tell me! This guy, Jay Adams...if you don't know why then I don't know you.

My Blog

MySpace Stalkers

So I've had my page private for a lotta years. Actually this is my second profile. I deleted the first one and started a new one about a year and a half ago. I have always kept this profile private....
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

Loyality

Does anyone know what it means anymore? I am so sick of people.......I wish everyone would just go away sometimes.....I want to move to an island alone with my kids, my dog and tons of fruit, chocola...
Posted by Caroline on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST

A Raise, A Bonus, An Impending Promotion

As you all know I live to toot my own horn. This year, the Corporation I work for was bought out by a multi-billion dollar Corporation. That means double the fun. I have excelled once again in my ann...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

My Celebrity Look Alikes (This is Cool)

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Posted by Caroline on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST

How Did I Sire A G.A.T.E. Kid?

They can no longer test her reading level for the results are staggering. Just barely 12 years old and reading at a 12.9 (in layman's terms that means COLLEGE LEVEL) reading ability. So no...
Posted by Caroline on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST

Living In A Life Unkempt

Because woman's work is underpaid or unpaid & what we look like is more important than what we do & if we get raped it is our fault & if we love women it's because we can't get a real man ...
Posted by Caroline on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST

Happy Birthday Baby Sammy

Today I am hosting my son's birthday. It is a blow out bash with a 50's rock and roll theme. It is at a bowling alley w/ friends and family. Samuel Drake is the youngest of my childr...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:15:00 PST

THE GHETTO

I can't believe how ghetto my town is. For those of you who live here, you already know. It's Friday night and I'm staying in. At my tender age I can't go out and get tanked on Frida...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

The Names I've Been Called Lately

Okay this just cracks me up so I had to share. I have been described in many ways but recently these......... BRIGHT: I continually get described this at work THE GODDESS: One of my ...
Posted by Caroline on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

THE OUTSIDERS (STAY GOLD)

I just watched this movie for the first time in a lot of years.......It still has the power to move me from every emotion in the spectrum to the next. The acting is superb, the writing intellige...
Posted by Caroline on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST