Music, beer, killing Mice with hammers, laughing at the elderly, cheeseburgers, guitar stuff, drum stuff, nerd stuff, cartoons, playing the shit out of my bass, artificially enceminating rabbits, San Diego Chargers, Live Sound production, running the train, gigity gigity goo, graphic design, urinating on the blind
The Devil!!
ATEN, Tool, Bad Religion, Rage Against the Machine, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Soundgarden, Metallica, Sublime, Green Day, Radiohead, Van Halen, Queens of the Stone Age, Mars Volta, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, The Misfits (Danzig Era) The Ramones, Operation Ivy, Sex Pistols, The White Stripes, Ozzy, Faith No More, Fu Man Chu, Pink Floyd, Kiss, System of a down, A Perfect Circle, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, The Pouges, Puscifer, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash... the list goes on forever.
Clerks, Clerks 2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, All six Star Wars Movies, Haggard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, True Romance,Beerfest, Super Troopers, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, American History X, Anchorman, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Ramones: End of the Century, Kingpin, The Big Lebowski, Both Jackass Movies, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Superbad, 40 Year old Virgin, Napolean Dynamite, Simpsons Movie, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Knocked Up
Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Drawn Together, Jackass, The Simpsons
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, I am America (and so can you) by Stephen Colbert, The Ultimate Beer book
Les Claypool, Mitch Hedberg, Edward Van Halen, John Paul Jones, Maynard James Keenan, Justin Chancellor, Danny Carey, Adam Jones, Chet Zar, Hunter S. Thompson, Bradley Nowell, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stuart, John Bonham, You, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, the guys from Slayer, Jimmy Paige, Norm McDonald, Dave Atell, Larry Lalonde, Robert Trujillo (for bringing some beaner to Metallica)