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Troi!

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About Me

Ever since the four emmy nominations, Troy Hubert has had to live a very rough life. You see, getting through isn't easy when Troy has to juggle 3 1/2 girlfriends while making expensive payments for gas on his heliferraricopter. He was once nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in Biophysics, but he felt it would diminish his reputation as the self-proclaimed "The Badass Of Biophysics", so he simply didn't show up for the award show.
Thousands were heartbroken, and 5 people commited suicide. The Nobel Peace Prize awards have been discontinued since this tragic event. However so, in later years, the United States Of America Government has decided to give San Francisco as a gift to him for his outstanding achievments on his birthday. This highly offendend Troy Hubert, The Badass Of Biophysics. 3 men in the House Of Representatives have been missing since then.
After the event, Troy Hubert, The Badass Of Biophysics has lived a quiet life in the friendly streets of Miami. He is well known as "The Savior" for other reasons, and only replies to the name "Troy Hubert, the Magnificient Badass Of Biophysics" to his friends.
Everyone who has spoken with Troy Hubert, The Magnificient Badass Of Biophysics without designating him by his proper title are known to have had their heads explode the moment Troy Hubert, The Magnificient Badass Of Biophysics took his next breath.
Since the beginning of the writing of this biography, Troy Hubert, the Magnificient Badass Of Biophysics has aquired 3 additional girlfriends. Two of which are twins. One of which is a heliferraricopter pilot.
Recently, he realized that Miami was far too weak for his brilliant mind, and to avoid public media, his name was officially changed to Troy. Troy decided to go to Virginia, up in the hills where horrible fans can't come get him or surgically remove his logic-defying brain. At the moment, Troy is concentrating on only one thought: Troy doesn't like rednecks.
Oh, and I use black background with white text because its so much easier on the eyes.

My Interests

Oh, I dunno. Art, TV, music, cartoons, webcomics, magazines, vidya' games, working on flash movies, Photoshop image editing, being awesome.

I'd like to meet:

That caveman from those Geico commercials. Oh, and Matthew Lesko. He can show you how to go tell bill collectors to go shove it.

Music:

Punk - The Lawrence Arms, Dropkick Murphys, Rise Against, The Falcon, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, The Misfits, NOFX, Flogging Molly, Against Me!, Lagwagon, The Bouncing Souls, The Suicide Machines, The Loved Ones, The Living End, The Clash, Operation Ivy, Hot Water Music, The Explosion, Pennywise, No Use For A Name, None More Black, Samiam, Jawbreaker, Gimp, Left Alone, Propagandhi, Darkbuster, The Gibbons
Ska - Streetlight Manifesto, Slapstick, Big D And The Kids Table, Catch 22, Less Than Jake, Mustard Plug, The Mad Caddies, Reel Big Fish, Goldfinger, Ska-P, Bomb The Music Industry!, Long Shot Hero, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Westbound Train
Indie/Emo - Neutral Milk Hotel, Sufjan Stevens, Modest Mouse, The Decemberists, The Arcade Fire, The Mr. T Experience, Of Montreal, Explosions In The Sky, Snow Patrol, Jimmy Eat World, The Weakerthans, Death Cab For Cutie, Heavens
Other - Gorillaz, CAKE, Blur, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, They Might Be Giants, The Epoxies, Beck, Gym Class Heroes, The Matt Kurz One, Bombfunk MC's

Movies:

Supersize Me, Blues Bros. (The First), The Omega Man

Television:

Human Giant, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Robot Chicken, 30 Days, Cash Cab, Mythbusters, Ninja Warrior, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Earthworm Jim, The Henry Rollins Show, The Rise Of The Video Game

Books:

Uhhh...Catch 22. And Gorillaz' Rise Of The Ogre.

Heroes:

Brendan Kelly, Daniel Adriano, Tomas Kalnoky, Roger Manganelli, Jason Shevchuk, Colin Clive, Dave Kirchgessner, Chris McCaughan, Fat Mike, Troy Hubert, John McCrea, Mike Park, Martin Luther King Jr., Sascha Lazor, Josh Ansley, Jeff Rosenstock, Jeff Rosenstock, and Jeff Rosenstock.

My Blog

Jakenstein

I love the way you tell us everything you told us last weekI love how you tell every detail to everyone you meetI wish my self-esteem could be as high as youOr posess such abberation just like you do&...
Posted by Troi! on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST

War For Civility

Who thought we would have stayed til' the end?Who thought any of us would stay forever?All your biggest hopes and darkest dreamsare hidden well and hidden deepbeyond a shattered looking glass*We can't...
Posted by Troi! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:19:00 PST

Tomorrow

The wind outside is blusteredBut I'm inside red and flusteredThe moon rises and the day is spentThe scape itself is belligerentI don't want anything in my wayI'm looking for the words to sayBut now ev...
Posted by Troi! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:40:00 PST

Music challenge

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses the name/group...
Posted by Troi! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST

Film Noir

Its times like these I begin to wonderWell I'm still alive but six feet underOne case too many gave me a wrong saleWell I guess now's the time to narrate my taleI'm a lurker of the night in these city...
Posted by Troi! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:35:00 PST

Sick (working)

I was writing and playing a bassline and for some reason I cam up with these lyrics on the fly to sing along to them. I'll use it as a chorus sometime.---Everybody's getting sick of meAnd everybody's ...
Posted by Troi! on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

Breathe Well

You've always known I'd be watching youAs much as I'm watching evreyone elseBut now you're running away without convictionSo let's see how fucking far you can run (1)This time's the last time that I'l...
Posted by Troi! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:59:00 PST

It’s Go Time

It's go time!We may not be the bestBut we can match up with the restA good week early, no one woulda guessedWell the school bell's ringin'And December's bringin'Only time before we'll all be singin'Gr...
Posted by Troi! on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST

No bullshit!

All out honesty! Post here and I tell you what I truly think of you!WARNING: NOT FOR PUSSIES
Posted by Troi! on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

I don’t have enough humor

----I give what I want, when I wantWell me, myself, I know what I likeLaying around doing the same old sameI'm proud of what I do without any shameWhen I let myself up on leadLotion and a handkerchief...
Posted by Troi! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:48:00 PST