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Rock Lobster

No, they did not have fresh yams at the gas station in Carbondale.

About Me

just call me lucifer, cause i'm in need of some restraint.

My Interests

cigarettes, dvd box sets, audrey hepburn.

I'd like to meet:

Audrey Hepburn, Harrison Ford and the guys from the boondock saints.
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Music:

girl talk,modest mouse, the police, pink floyd, eric clapton, bob dylan, the beatles, the red hot chili peppers, nirvana, smashing pumpkins, sublime, butthole surfers, fiona apple, stone temple pilots, iggy pop,the violent femmes, foo fighters, led zeppelin,dr.funke's 100% natural good time family band solution, radiohead, grandaddy, weezer,belle and sebastian, lou reed, mazzy star, moby, postal service, ac/dc, death cab for cutie, alkaline trio, interpol, blur, gorrilaz, david bowie, tom petty, queen, metric, the pixies, the doors, the cranberries,prince,the cure, nine inch nails, jefferson airplane,guitar wolf,heart,trespassers william, bob seger,phantom planet,belly, and more of course but no one would read it.

Movies:

all audrey hepburn movies, star wars, super troopers, club dread, 50 first dates, fight club, wildzero, donnie darko, anastasia, the notebook, tombstone, confessions of a dangerous mind, anchorman:the legend of ron burgundy, old school, the rules of attraction, who's afraid of virginia woolf?, saving silverman, the big lebowski, millers crossing, o brother where art though?, lock stock and two smoking barells, snatch, merlin,the 40 year old virgin, memento,gone with the wind, love indubitably,boondock saints.

Television:

arrested developement, the sopranos, the office, weeds, curb your enthusiasm, big love, law and order, seinfeld, that 70's show, futurama, family guy, sealab 2021, aqua teen, newsradio, the fairly oddparents, the simpsons,extras, i dream of jeannie, penn and tellers BS,daily show, colbert report,scrubs, pete and pete,the x files,3rd rock from the sun, south park.

Books:

vonnegut, palahniuk, douglass adams,hunter s. thompson, roald dahl,harry potter, lotr, lolita,america:the book

Heroes:

george washington is my dawg.

My Blog

snatched from cate.

1. Where is your dad right now? hopefully he's dead and isn't draining the country of more social security, but if he isnt i imagine he still lives in florida being a piece of shit. 2. last time you...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

game survey thingie i stole from elissa

DO NOT READ THE WHOLE BLOG!!! JUST QUICKLY COPY AND PASTE.... DON'T SPOIL IT. Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the nam...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

but if i had your faith then i could make it safe and clean

another survey, god damn i am so lame. THEY SAY HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.....HOW HONEST CAN AND WILL YOU BE????!!!!! 1. How young is the youngest person you have dated? two months older than m...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

i wish i were sleepy.

Fill this out about your SENIOR YEAR of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be.well, mine wasn't too terribly long ago, but here goes. 1. Who was/were your best friend(...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

video and pikchuhs

i put the video of shaun ripping sonyas clothes up and there are some new pictures.good day!
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST

haha i guess i only like 20 people

these are memories with my top 20 people.holly- i met holly a loooooong time ago when i was 11 and lived on 19th street, but we became friend more in high school when i went to phs...we went booze cru...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

i hope it rains today.

If i just sit here long enough that sign I keep waiting for will appear. The sign that something is going to change, my life won't keep going the way it's going. I suppose things could be worse, but t...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST

fuck this.

i hate being at work. i really, really do. that is about all i wanted to say.  
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST

i want a coach bag but i'm too fucking poor

i hate the snow. what is the fucking point of snow? i hate winter. what's the fucking point of winter? i hate america a lot of the time. but as stan smith says, it's not the worst place in the world. ...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:07:00 PST

My letter to the Parkersburg News & Sentinel

Iwrote a letter to the Parkersburg News & Sentinel. Go read the articles i am addressing before reading on.   http://www.newsandsentinel.com/letters/story/095202005_letma y090405.asp http://...
Posted by christine! sixteen! christine! on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:29:00 PST