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Shannon Diamonds

Sweeter Than Georgia Peaches and RAUNCHIER THAN A HOLE IN A WALL AT A TRUCK STOP!!!! i'M LIL' KIM'S

About Me

HEL'LER AND GOOD MORN'TING TO ALL Y'ALL!! HOW YA DURIN'?! MY NAME IS MABLE D. SIMMONS BUT EVERYBODY CALL ME MADEA (JUST KIDDING). fIRST of all lets let it be known that i don't shake hands i don't know where you hands have been so should i be worried about ur lips too?! LOL I love to entertain (hence the reason i'm an entertainer) and make peoples laugh they ass off so laugh PUPPETS LAUGH ****EVIL LAUGHTER**** nAH I'M JUST CLOWNIN' SHANNON DIAMONDS IS DA NAME (REMEMBER IT YOU'LL BE SCREAMMIN IT L8R LOL) I CAN BE VULGER AND RAUNCHY 95.5% OF THE TIME BUT I'M STILL CLASSY EVEN THOUGH I'M DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX LOL AND ON A BAD DAY IT'LL BE A SIPPY CUP LOL....BARTENDER I NEEDS ME A DRINK!!!!!!!!! JUST KIDDING I'm 24 yo Mixed PRE-OP TRANSEXUAL (YES THAT IS NOT A TYPO). I'm a gymnast/ martial artist/ contortionist. I'm the new Reigning MS. DELUXE LONG ISLAND NEW COMMER 2007-2008 SO THAT WOULD MAKE ME.... a drag performer also so hopefully you can catch me club near you soon!!!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
Cool Stuff at BlingJam.com

My Interests

Gymnastics, Martial Arts, Singing, Acting, Modeling, Performing, Dancing, Partying, playing pool, all forms of Art, Drawing, Shopping, hanging out with friends, massage therapy, doing and getting body piercings and tattoos, and designing web pages and tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

Lil' Kim AND MADEA

Movies:

Anime, Horror, LOTS OF ACTION, PORN (CAN'T GET ENOUGH, str8 porn is HILARIOUS), Sci-fi, I basically like it all. QUEER AS FOLK, NOAH'S ARK, PINKY & THA BRAIN, SCOOBY DOO, THA CRAFT, Nip/Tuck, ETC.

Television:

Will & Grace, Pinky & the Brain, Scooby Doo, QUEER AS FOLK, ETC.!!! I love the LOGO & HERE channels!

Books:

anything by E. Lynn Harris, Maya Angelou and Terry McMillan

Heroes:



Nong Toom- Thailands FIRST TRANSEXUAL BOXER

My Blog

EXs!!! They're called that for a reason...learn from it and MOVE ON TO THE NEXT!

It's easy to say that you love someone but to show  that you're actually in love with someone is totally different.  Sometimes it's better to just love from a distance so that way it saves y...
Posted by Shannon Diamonds on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:43:00 PST