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Monica Storm....A.K.A THE MOTHER QUEEN BITCH

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About Me

Hmmm..... I'm not so sure there is enough space here to tell all there is to know about me ....but here it goes. My name is Mike; I live in New York and have all of my life except a few foreign countries I have made some extended visits to. I am a make up artist /fashion stylist /hairstylist and business owner, I design beaded gowns for pageants, I also make dance costumes, and pretty much anything for that matter... I also make custom swarovsky rhinestone jewelry for all your pageant needs. if you can imagine it, I can make it.lol..lol I also make lace front wigs and have a salon here in new york. I cater to mostly recording artists and entertainers and greatly enjoy the privelage of working with them. I travel often and really enjoy meeting new people and making friends, some of my favorite hot spots include but not limited to milan,paris,cape town south africa, china, germany, spain, ibiza rocks, my new favorite has to be sardinai on the coast of italy, very relaxing.Dont be shy ..say hello, I dont bite and probably one of the most friendly people you will meet. I am not a shy person; I am very out going and love the same trait in people I am friends with. I am openly gay and admire anyone who is not ashamed to be who they are and not judge some one because they are different but respects others for there differences. I am a self confessed work-a-holic and do not like lazy people. If you have no common sense… FIND SOME. I am also not someone that keeps things to my self, god if everyone was just honest things would be so much better. I cant stand people who lie, DONT BELEIVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR, IF IT DIDNT COME FROM THE HOARSES MOUTH....ASK THE FUCKING HORSE!!!!!. Just be honest being yourself and say hello. I don’t bite and I don’t have a million hang ups about people, you don’t need a 6 pack, size 28 waist or be a professional model ,porn star , have a 6 figure income to get my attention, I gravitate towards real people and have a built in bullshit meter, and god knows it goes ofF a lot , just be , be yourself and fuck it up……lol . Ciao :)

My Interests

I love to draw, design, work with my hands, anything art related hold my interest. I also love to be out doors and go camping. travel is a major part of my life. love to see new places, meet new people.I am worth $3,089,284 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?
You are Supergirl Supergirl 100% Wonder Woman 100% Superman 95% The Flash 85% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 70% Robin 65% Spider-Man 60% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Hulk 45% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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I'd like to meet:

I am looking to meet friends,gay straight, bi,whatever. I am single and only date openly gay guys like myself.
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Name: mikey make -up
Birthday: 9-23-77
Waist size: depends....lol
Weight: never ask a lady that ..... hahahah
Eye Color: its turned a weird orange brown......
Hair Color: hmm fo rthe most part brown...depends on my mood
Height: 5'11"
Dick size: my knick name is beer can.......... :)
Cut or Uncut: cut
Your Pubic hair: trimmed and looking manicured
Your Weakness: a nice smile
Your Fears: dont really have any
Your Perfect Pizza: sicilian from a place in coney island in brooklyn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: too many to list.......
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what the hell time is it..???
Your Best Physical Feature: well hmm....... cant really say but I will go with lips..lol
Your Bedtime: lol when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: a park in italy with a very special guy under the stars......
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc donalds frie's kick ass, but burger kings whopper rules
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocalate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yup, camel lights
Do you Swear: shit no
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yup.....not fun..lol
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: depends ...I can be sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes...several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not illegal ones..lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box.....lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes more times than I can count
In the past month have you been on Stage: no....been to busy
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes in my bathtub......lol... its too damn cold for my fav. nude beach :)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: yup..........haters......
Ever been Beaten up: nope...... I was born in brooklyn...... nuff said
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ive already had that come true........
What country would you most like to Visit: hmmm been to so many already ....... I guess new zealand or australia

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Movies:

I have way too many movies that I love,my favorites are "torch song trilogy", "get real" and "barbarella". also "willy wonka and the chocalate factory" not the remake the ORIGINAL. also anything john waters such as "pink flamingos","female troubles" "pecker", if you havent seent these go rent em... you dont know what you are missing.

Television:

WHO HAS TIME TO WATCH T.V.????

Books:

The one that I am currently writing..... "THE DRAG BIBLE 1ST EDITION" COMMING SOON :)found this love layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

Heroes:

my heroes are anywone that is brave enough to be themselves and not hide who they are, have the courage to get out of bed everyday despite adversities and go out into the word and BE THEMSELVES AND PROUD OF IT......