Things I really like:
Pranks, scaring people, reactions. Big calf muscles, being a total jerk, lauging at my own jokes, dumb giggly blondes, Botan rice candy, unicorns, cute little animals and creatures, gaining knowledge of any kind, reading, succulents, kitties, ceramics, camping, drinking whiskey and eating red meat, long hair, metal, voyeurism, cynicism, debauchery, high heels and fishnets, boobies, feeling scummy, brutal plastic surgery faces, riding my bike simply for fun, the beach. I'm strangely domestic and enjoy cooking, baking, cleaning, and sewing. I really like goat cheese and brie, Non-Starbuck's coffee, and black tea. I've been garage-sale-Ebaying a lot lately. Don't leave anything nice at my house because I will sell it.
I don't like extreme capitalism, being sold religion, big money and big scary "air-conditioned nightmare dream homes," SUVs, most girls, bureaucracy, people that pace and talk loudly on their cell phones all day, Sadie, and when my mom says "That's cool!". I absolutely despise bad spelling and/or grammar.
You Scored as Paganism
Your beliefs are most closely aligned with those of paganism, Wicca, or a similar earth-based religion. You may also follow a Native American religion.
Paganism
90% ..
Haruhism
80% ..
Satanism
75% ..
Hinduism
70% ..
Buddhism
65% ..
Judaism
50% ..
Agnosticism
50% ..
Atheism
50% ..
Christianity
45% ..
Islam
40% ..
Confucianism
30% ..