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i'm a walking onomonopia, i bring da noise! POWWW . copywrite monika kanigowski, 2007

About Me

Monika. I ALWAYS get the last laugh.
I am being consumed. Aren't we all?

My Interests


waste your time, i insist..... -secular humanism. -philosophizing. -ice cream(particularly the soy stuff/gelato/ sorbet)/popsicles(particularly the TMNT popsicles)/boba. -rollerblading. -running a muck. -DINOSAURS(preferably animated) -the POLISH word game I play with Cyndulka. -scuba divine in pools and hot tubs. -playing my harmonica. -exploring new ghetto places (restaurants, alleys, parks:) -not wearing under-roos or over-the-shoulder-bolder-holders. -long baths with candles. -long massages. -cheesy temporary tattoos -Ninjas and Pirates. -climbing up trees at night. -making odd noises. -Chipotle veg. burritos/ tacos. -old mercedes benzs (280 SE's, my '87 420 SEL). -caring for people. -MMA. -hiding under blankets. -sippin lemonade on a blanket in my backyard watching stars. -slack. -seeing people i havent seen in a long time. -dark haired muscular guys in white t-shirts. -tapatio/chipotle tobasco/sriracha. -lucas and the mango lollypops covered in it. -making faces like I’m taking a shit. -playing with/killing bugs. -shaving random symbols on my crotch. -perfect nipples. -hating cops cuz i've gotten too many tickets. -scar stories and being a hobo stories. -street climbers/urban ninjas. -free junk. -cooking damn good spicy veg. mexican shit. -the body shop scented oils(exotic especially) i always smell like skittles or black cherry jello. -breaking things/ fixing stuff. -gummy penis candy. -being in scary supernatural situations. -OTTER POPS. -sleep-overs. -brand new socks. -boxing. -cotton candy body spray. -plain white t-shirts. -carving stuff in wood. -saying "DEEP" stuff. -fixing boo boos and giving them. -hating on lots of peoples hair. -ren and stimpy cuz their crusty gross mofo's mmm. -being alone and naked. -the DINOSAURS t.v. show. -looking at road kill and accidents on the freeway. -stenciling. -sex shops. -strip clubs. -bustin out with random dance moves. -seeing that i have a text or voicemail in the morning. -good deals at amoeba -lurkin mofuggas' myspace's and knowing who's lurkin mine. -spider solitaire. -painting with my dead granny's oil paints. -trying to do graffiti. -penis drawing vandilization. -singing along to good old shit. -being the sober one at parties and having a better time than everyone else. -reading/watching/doing vulgar disturbing gory shit. -talking like a little girl cuz that's the only way I can be cute. -lingerie. -clip on earrings and old couture jewelry. -fucking around making beats on fruity loops. -fucking around ..boards and synths. -tangerines. -burning cds(mix cds especially). -american apparel. -road trips. -sketchy people and /or situations. -planning on making the best gore horror movie ever with Chad. -knives (Gerbers). -silly tattoos (Sean's gummo tattoo). -adventures with Cynthia Kanigowski. -dressing up all professional. -having a brain and actually using it (want to be a criminal law attorney). -graphic design. -watching people getting fucked up. -playing with fire. -camping and rugged shit (girl scout status). -eating pregnant women combinations with Karolina(pickles, ice cream, cake, etc.). -making alterations to cloths. -shopping at places other than the mall (swap meets/ikea). -romantic things that are irregular. -naps(especially on sundays.). -hating church. -rollerblading(with cynthia)/biking/skating/street hockey. -playing with pussywillows and watching them expand and then throwing all their pussywillow shit at Sasha. -cutting hair with my Gerber. -doing shit i did in elementry school realizing how good it is.

I'd like to meet:

oh... yarrrrr

Music:


fast, slow, hard, soft, gory, and lovey

Movies:



hot rod-borat-ken park- austin powers 2-dumb and dumber-goodfellas- natural born killers- bubbleboy-zombie-ace ventura: when nature calls-deadalive-badtaste-alotlikelove -gummo-lucas-little miss sunshine-pinkflamingos- hellraisers-quentin tarantino's stuff-evil deads-50firstdates-matilda-begotten-mulan (hhaha fuck ya stafford)-whatever by lucio fulci-joe dirt-slackers-milkmoney-powder-short circiut- americanhistoryx-bela lugosi-biographies of crazy people

CARNAGE

Television:

beavis & butthead-freaks and geeks-jenny jones-jackass-the wonder years-pepper ann-unsolved mysteries-ultimate fighter(1/2)-food network .. width="425" height="350" ....

BRING IT BACK!

Books:

the cay-cunt: a decleration of independance-biography of jeffrey dahmer, cannibal killerseverything philosophical. nietszche especially. why these pix are in "books" i dunno.

Heroes:



jellies are the closest form of gods i believe in.
dey got da POWA!

My Blog

soundtrack of my life

so i spent the whole day just now finished up recording like 11 tapes of cassettes. full of songs, me freestylin, playing guitar, telling jokes, telling all my stories, talking to people. basically t...
Posted by <$ on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

i hadn't done one in a while and yeah....

i dont know why but i felt like doing a survey after i read this one. there's something about being asked a bunch of dumb questions and seeing how i can formulate a funny answer in my brain, that turn...
Posted by <$ on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

"america: freedom to fascism"

http://www.freedomtofascism.com/ http://www.perfecteconomy.com/
Posted by <$ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

triiiippy ass dream of mine that i had to wake up just to write it down so i could remember!

so it started out at this big place in Hollywood like a crazier version of amoeba and it had these crazy fountains and almost a skate park in front of it and I was playing with the water from the craz...
Posted by <$ on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

most disturbing shit you will ever watch.....

    http://www.zippyvideos.com/4105826102717896/180-8057_mvi/
Posted by <$ on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:30:00 PST