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St. Jimmy

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About Me

I live in TN now. I MISS DELTONA!!!! I'm saving money and living with my parents again, going to college and working at a grocery store. I enjoy cheerios, machetes, and loafing around. I do not enjoy whore spam friend requests, baby momma dramas, or third nipples. Holler! My results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 65% Iron Man 55% Superman 50% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 43% Hulk 35% The Flash 35% Green Lantern 35% Robin 33% Wonder Woman 23% Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

Snakes, Reading, Writing, Hangin' w/ my buds.

I'd like to meet:

A lot of dead guys who wrote smart stuff. Ben Franklin, Franklin Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Plato, etc. Also, Greenday (to tell them to stop wearing makeup).A decent girl.A talking monkey.My awesome sister from the same mister.A real live ship captain, like the Gortons Fisherman. I like the beard.

Music:

ROCK AND ROLL!! Punk, Classic, Alternative. Girl pants and makeup are destroying this genre. WHY!!! **Greenday, Sublime, Rehab, Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters, Chili Pep's, Afroman, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Ataris, Goldfinger, Smashing Pumpkins, Offspring, Lynryd Skynyrd, Blink 182, Beetles, CCR, Johnny Cash**

Movies:

Billy Madison, O' Brother Where art Thou?, Road Trip, American Pie, Forest Gump, Matrix, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Coming To America, Animal House, The Green Mile, Toy Story, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Idle Hands...etc

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Becker (don't you judge me), Discovery Channel.

Books:

Anything to hold my interest. Books are great. HARRY POTTER! w00t. I like a lot of random books, mostly sci-fi/fantasy stuff. I finally read some Steven King. His horror stuff sucks but Different Seasons was good. Worst book ever: Wuthering Heights. Never read this. It is worthless and gay and if you have to read it for a class...don't...don't even watch the movie. Just fail the assignment. Whoever deemed that book a classic is a dick and an ass hole and a fairy. 'nuff said.

Heroes:

Anyone who believes the phrase "To each his own" and the "Do unto others...Golden Rule thing" Also the guy who invented nacho cheese.

My Blog

...And I feel fine

The world is coming to an end. Armageddon.D-Day.The Apocalypse.Whatever you want to call it, it's coming. There will be chaos and anarchy. There will be thievery and blood. Destruction of the social a...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

I wonder if Jesus thought farting was funny

Dancing with the god damn stars. Shit ruins my tv time far too much.But yeah, wuzzup dudes and dudettes? I was thinking today...If Jesus came back, would people call him Mr. Christ? All the Christian ...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:55:00 PST

Pissed off personal shit

I guess my father re-married for the umpteenth time and became adopt-a-daddy for this lady's two kids for thirteen years. I think that's great, awesome, I hope they're all happy as can be. But one of ...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:46:00 PST

No title, just this

I really don't feel like writing right now, which is why I am. Whenever I get on here and bloggify I feel like there's something dire I need to say. Something so important I must post it in pixels for...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:16:00 PST

What 420 means to me

4/20. The most important day to the least important people. Stoners.Well, even if you're not a stoner you can enjoy 420. People won't get on your case if you run around making weed jokes all day becau...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

Counting Crows and Memories

So things are really looking up. I've got my car in tip top shape finally, my money's caught up, and I had an interview today for an internship at a chemical company up the street. I'm pretty psy...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

The Grand Canyon

Hey www. Just a short one today.I was walking through the hall at the Walter's State Community College today and my eyes drifted to find the largest ass crack they have ever before seen. This glorious...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

A bit o’ babble

I’ve got a lot on my mind. Nothing important, just random bits of scattered info careening through my skull. Flashes of life and pieces of possibility. It’s hard, casting your thoughts int...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

My primary frustration

In my world of struggle and strife Where waking is sharp as the edge of a knife With wars a wagin’ and suicide kills With plants and powders and potions and pills Life has lost its meaning ...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:40:00 PST

What time is it? Blog:30pm of course!

Sup, cyberamaspace?How's all that funky fresh fantastuocity treatin' ya? Just a quick update on the life and times of everyone's least/most favorite Jew. 1. Snow was cool. But...
Posted by St. Jimmy on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST