Kelly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A LONG LOST relative from the ADDAMS FAMILY.....

My Interests

HATCHETS, MUSIC, AXES, TATTOOS, BODY BAGS, RIPE CORPSES, FAYGO, CHICKEN PLUCKERS AND MUTHA FUCKERS...

I'd like to meet:

A BALL GAGGING ADDAMS FAMILY COUSIN IT LOOK ALIKE YES THAT MEANS LONG HAIR PERCINGS TATTOOS & B.Y.O.B ( BRING YOUR OWN BALL GAG)

Music:

OZZY, MANSON, TYPE-O, ZOMBIE, PEPERMINT FREAKS, SKINNY PUPPY, DROP KICK MURPHY, ICP MUTHFACKO, RAMONES.

Movies:

HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES, TEXAS CHAINSAW, JEEPERS CREEPERS, ALL ADDAMS FAMILY MOVIES, ALL MOVIES THAT CONTAIN BLOOD GUTS AND PEOPLE EATING DEAD PEOPLE.....YEP CANNABALISM!! YUM YUM!

Television:

THE OSBOURNES...OH DID I MENTION THE OSBOURNES, OH DONT LET ME FORGET THE OSBOURNES , OH FUCK THE OSBOURNES....WHAT WAS I TRYING TO REMEMBER THE OSBOURNES......NO REALLY DONT FORGET THE OSBOURNES.

Books:

SATANIC BIBLE, PLASTIC SURGERY FOR DUMMIES....

Heroes:

CHARLES MANSON, ALBERT FISH, ED GEIN, JEFFREY DALIMER, TED BUNDY, JOHN WAYNE GACY, HITLER, BUT MOST OF SHAGGY 2 DOPE AND VIOLENT JAY

My Blog

i hate wet rugs

Heres how retarded I am.. okay? I wanted to wash my rug... it is a throw rug accually...Well, I threw it in the wash and after awhile I heard a humming...right?? Well, I looked in and little did I se...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shitty day

Then again, I think that all of my days are pretty much the same. And another thing sobriety sucks. God, was Ozzy right when he said that. Look at that only a tiny paragraph and I have totally dep...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST