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Just Yorchâ„¢ !

Yo no tengo amigos, tengo fans

About Me

Ahem... Hi... *Knock knock on the mike...Hi everybody. Howdy do?About me..ok, that´s a topic I don´t like (yeah right!) Ok, lets begin, I´m: Self centered, bipolar, with a ton of phobias and allergies. According to a friend of mine that is a psychiatrist I am quite a paranoid sociopath.Sometimes I can be tender but agresive, with a weird sense of fashion, I try to be different, but sometimes I think I just work to hard to make it. I´m quite a bastard, maybe a bitch sometimes..(ja, yeah,a bitch!) A lame mixture of Bridget Jones with a dose of Carrie Bradshaw and Woody Allen."The only normal people, are the ones you don't know very well."Ever think of that?Anyway, well, ahem... Gee, thank you for listening to me... It was a pleasure having you all tonight.---------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
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..SI ALGUIEN SABE DONDE CONSIGO ESTA PELI, LOS AMARE POR SIEMPRE!

My Interests

Illustration, movies, girls with bright eyes and morbid smiles, boys with bright eyes and morbid smiles, the metallic taste of my own blood, gummy bears, Cherry Coke in big doses..Oreo cookies, Cherry Garcia ice cream and having more imaginary friends!

I'd like to meet:

blah! A quien se deje!

Music:

The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, Voltaire, Patrick Wolf, Rasputina, Brian Warner, Muse, Weezer, The Greenhornes, Eels, Beck, Dresden dolls, New York Dolls, Flaming lips, Morrisey (obviously the smiths), My morning jacket, Quasi, Arcade Fire, Nine Inch Nails, Kittie (Love Talena), Garbage, Queen Adreena, Babasonicos, Oasis, Pulp, Blur, paquita la del barrio, Lost Acapulco, juanga, GLORIA TREVI!! but almost everything actually.

Movies:

Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Cronos, The cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (oompa loompa doompa dee doo), Sin city, Hellboy, A series of unfortunate events, Mirrormask, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead thrilogy, Igby goes down, Purple rose of cairo (That one makes me cry!), Animal crackers, duck soup, The city of lost children, The Royal Tenenbaums, When Harry meets Sally, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python and the holy grial, Brazil, Mighty Aphrodite, Eternal sunshine!!!!, Being John Malkovich, and like a thousand more!

Television:

Sabado Gigante, El Chavo, Los Muppets, El divan de valentina, las noches de climax and whatever it´s on Venus tv....Ha, actually I dont watch tv for two reasons, one, I dont like it that much, and two, I dont like the way it looks in my room.

Books:

On the road, Junky, Naked Lunch, Alice in Wonderland, Catcher in the rye, The perks of being a wallflower, Exquisite corpse, Without feathers from Woody Allen, Catcher in the rye, The Perks of being a wallflower, LEtranger, Antichrista, Waiting for godot, Diablo Guardian, Melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories , Jhonen Vasquez comics, and whatever wroted by Auster, Wilde, Palanhiuk and ooobviously "el libro vaquero"!

Heroes:

Oscar Wilde!!!!!!! Sacha Baron Cohen, Andy Kauffman, Charlie Kaufman, Tara McPherson, Jhonen Vasquez, Tim Burton, Tim Biskup, Emannuel Lubezqui, Dave McKean, Ron Jeremy....y Gary Coleman! ..

My Blog

fotos de mi casa

El blog de ahora es solo pa presumir que ya porfin a mis ya casi 30 años sali de casa de mis padres, y quisiera enseñarles las fotos de como va quedando mi casa, se aceptan sugerencias y criticas, sal...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

Redescubriendo lo Divino

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for it, sex raises some very interesting questions. Woody Allen Al enfrentarme con la posibilidad de abordar el erotismo ..concepto que inconscientemente ...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

Princess diaries..and the devil wears converse

I believe my consumption has grown worse. Also my asthma. The wheezing comes and goes, and I get dizzy more and more frequently. I have taken to violent choking and fainting. My room is damp and I hav...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST

Tarzanismo amoroso

No tengo mucho que decir excepto que, agarrandome un poco de mi estimado John Stuart Mill... Ayer me encontraba pasivamente leyendo pedazos de "On Liberty"... Como leo todo, viendo a ver que me dice e...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

COMMITMENT PHOBIC

"Luego de un beso ya nada es igual."- Andres de Luna, El rumor del fuego. ... Muchos de mis paradigmas han sido derrocados. Lo que hace apenas unos meses afirmaba con ahinco, hoy no puedo cerciorar en...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST

dormir temprano?

Si uno no sabe que es neurotico, sigue siendo neurotico? La neurosis se declara o se constituye? ... Como estan todos mis chilangos divinos? Hartos del Defectuoso ya? O se han sumergido en una divina ...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:13:00 PST

Post-moderno...?

Tratar de ser honesto. A veces es difcil esconder el sello generacional estampado en mi frente. Siento una gran tentacin de sumergirme en el aptico narcisismo, cruzarme de brazos y decir Ëpara qu?, as...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

Que su ....!!!!

Este blog era tan personal que encabronaba...mejor la auto censura!Y lo dejo,porque me laten los comments.
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:40:00 PST

Bored out of my mind

.. Deberia de irme a dormir. Es la una de la manana y llevo media hora intentando llenar este espacio, y nada mas me falta acabar poniendo alguna pendejada como la que estoy escribiendo justo en estos...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:38:00 PST

All you need is....

Love is a sold-out concept. Everybody buys it, even when there's none available. It's a brand, a state of mind, a dream, a possibility, a salvation, an ideal that has existed since memorial times. The...
Posted by Just Yorch" ! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST