Michael Parker Jr. profile picture

Michael Parker Jr.

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Refer to headline.

My Interests

Funeral services, porn, dragons, ghosts, garbage, batteries, C.S.I tactics, opium, missionary position, febreeze and cold winter rains, drain pipes, books, marijuana, mice, dogs, keyboards, funky indian people, cursing, the homeless, the depraved, AA members, cats with missing limbs, turtles, Japan, water.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Peanut, the dog from the target commercials, the pine sol lady, Uncle ben, Aunt Jemina, Ms. Butterworth, Oscar the Grouch, Mr. T,Snoop Dogg,the Geico Gecko, Gary Coleman, My parents who gave me up for adoption, Alf, Col. Sanders, Dig 'em, snap, crackle, not pop, tony the tiger, mr. clean and Nelson mandela.

Music:

I like music.

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Boogie Nights, Casino, Space Odysessey 2001, Millenium Actress, Perfect Blue, Children of Men, Little Miss Sunshine, Casino Royale, Capote, Magnolia, Seven Samurai.

Television:

What's that?

Books:

Little Children, Confederacy of Dunces, The Time Travelers Wife, Lamb, The Namesake, Dante's Club. The Egyptologist, Special Topics in Calimity Physics,Johnathon Strange and Mr. Norell, Introduction to Science Series and anything written by Franz Kafka.

Heroes:

Snoop Dogg and Tom Jones.

My Blog

Comment 1

Don't mistake humor for happiness. The saddest people I know keep me in stitches.
Posted by Michael Parker Jr. on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:48:00 PST

Teleportation

       I have been doing a lot of research on teleportationyes I am a geekand the effects of it on living matter. After watching The Fly, The Fly 2, some Star Trek...
Posted by Michael Parker Jr. on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:23:00 PST