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Your liver is evil. It must be destroyed!

About Me

all my people are on me to do something with my profile so here's my weak attempt. i'm a lovable guy. i think i'm an aquired taste. if you don't love me right away you will. i'm usually up for anything as long as the company is good. my friends are really important to me. there's not really anything about me that i won't share. yeah, sometimes i overshare but that's part of my charm.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange Silk

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone! i love meeting new people. i accept applications for new friends and um, new "friends" on a rolling basis. oh, and i hear nicole kidman and madonna are dying to meet me.

My Blog

now do your thang!

for all of you folks who do not plan to vote and claim ignorance as the reason, there is a great website to check out. it shows you which presidential candidates most mirror your beliefs ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:52:00 GMT

this week on "as my stomach turns"...

oh the memories.  the weekend was filled with shenanigans both good and bad...action packed.  it was one of the more fun weekends in recent history for me and went a little something li...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:05:00 GMT

thankfully beauty pageants are broadcast across the world

this poor girl...i don't know whether to laugh or cry.  well i do.  i did both but the laughter brought the tears.  check out the vid on my profile so you can feel the same patriotism t...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:43:00 GMT

who knew sex and the city was so wise...

i was watching a sex and the city rerun today and carrie said the following: people say that new yorkers are always searching for either an apartment, a job, or a boyfriend.  even if we have the ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 22:37:00 GMT

remember when drinking...

drink triple.. see double... act single!   
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:18:00 GMT

all hail the queen

wishing a happy birthday to madonna.  you can like her or not but you can't deny the impact she's had on pop culture.  i may sound like a ranting, raving lunatic to some but my girl has been...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:05:00 GMT

i can’t believe they got her

they tried to make her go to rehab and she WENT! my winehouse (the janis of our generation it seems) has now said yes, yes, yes. after reading this i say maybe just in time: Winehouse, 23, reportedly ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:46:00 GMT

why?

why do i keep getting all these friend requests from all these half naked girls?!?!  and why does it say they are all born in china?  i like dem boys so back up off me you fake vaginas.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:04:00 GMT

to those who missed me

the phone is officially back up.  i'm accepting social calls again.  make your reservation soon because we all know how quickly i sell out when i'm on tour.  P.S. kelly clark...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:28:00 GMT

the shirt off

maybe sometimes if your friends look better with the shirt off than you do....either you keep it on...stay home...or find uglier friends
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:11:00 GMT