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Don't be Dumb, ya big stupid.

Hello, EXACTLY!!

About Me

Okay I just turned 30. I have the lungs of an 80 year old, and the sense of humor of an 8 year old. I'm secure with myself enough to proudly say that Justin Timberlake is my hero. Well, Justin and Steve the Whistler (look him up... he's PHENOMENAL!) Buuuut anyway, I'd love to be able to vacation in Greece every summer & visit with my family, drink uzo, eat, dance and laugh until I cry. Red bull & vodka = T-R-O-U-B-L-E!Something it took 30 years to realize: 1. Women need attention, not pretension. 2. To avoid a fight with a man twice your size, try kissing him flush on the mouth. Use bewilderment to your advantage. 3. Be utterly real. People may love or hate you, but at least you can live with yourself. 4. Don't take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself, control humility.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fun people, who are funny and like funnel cake at funerals.

Music:

Sublime, Black-eyed peas, Jack Johnson, UB40, Jurassic 5, The Police, Old School Hip-Hop, Schwartzy.com, Herbie Hancock, Milli Vanilli, Color me Badd, and the soundtrack for "Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo"

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Kill Bill I & II, Princess Bride, Scarface, Sin City, Along Came Polly, Old School, Animal House, Boogie Nights, Napolean Dynamite, 1976 Bad News Bears, Dumb & Dumber, Good Fellas, Godfather Trilogy, CaddyShack, anything with Bill Murray or Billy Bob Thorton.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, ATHF, South Park, Sienfield, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Reality Shows, Chapelle's Show, Flavor of Love- ya gotta love a show where a chick shits herself =) and most of all: German Porn.

Books:

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Heroes:

Chris Farley, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Skute MaCouuuubrey, John Mark Karr & his sexxxxy paaaaants.

My Blog

Scotty's Hog

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Posted by Don't be Dumb, ya big stupid. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST