Okay I just turned 30. I have the lungs of an 80 year old, and the sense of humor of an 8 year old. I'm secure with myself enough to proudly say that Justin Timberlake is my hero. Well, Justin and Steve the Whistler (look him up... he's PHENOMENAL!) Buuuut anyway, I'd love to be able to vacation in Greece every summer & visit with my family, drink uzo, eat, dance and laugh until I cry. Red bull & vodka = T-R-O-U-B-L-E!Something it took 30 years to realize: 1. Women need attention, not pretension. 2. To avoid a fight with a man twice your size, try kissing him flush on the mouth. Use bewilderment to your advantage. 3. Be utterly real. People may love or hate you, but at least you can live with yourself. 4. Don't take yourself too seriously. Laugh at yourself, control humility.
