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stuart

I have a responsibility to my fans to rock 24-7 and be right 100% of the time

About Me

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My Interests

Quads, Cars, Boats, Metalworking, Woodworking, I have a job that I pretty much hate. Advise giving. relationship counseling, the science of weight gain.

I'd like to meet:

People who know how hard it is to rock 24-7. Life is a system of hoops that you must jump though to receive a tiny reward. That reward is my advice.It was around the summer of 2000 that I started in the business of advice giving. Since then it has been a road wrought with tragedy and bittersweet success. Please see blog entitled "how to pick up chicks"All advice is subject to the following terms and conditions:- Advise is given is custom tailored to the individual. Resist the temptation to repeat advice to third parties. - Stuart Womack is not responsible for the misuse of advice or the misapplication of said advice to an individual’s life.- Execution of advice is a separate challenge altogether and failure for advice to produce results will be due to the individuals inability to apply advice properly.- If utilized properly advice is guaranteed to work, however, to properly apply advice it may be necessary to attend a 2 week "boot camp" to learn to not be a dumbass.- Warning!!! Use of advice WILL cause total awesomeness and extreme popularity. If you are not ready for celebrity status DO NOT use advice.

Music:

NoFx, Lagwagon, No Use for a Name, ect. Fat Wreck Chords, Downey Street Allstars

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, Office Space, Saving Private Ryan, Gettysburg, Gods and Generals, Boiler room

Television:

Mr Show, Cobert Report, History Channel, Discovery channel, comedy channel, Band of Brothers, Pinks, Survivorman

Books:

Physicians Desk Reference, Ranger Mosby, the Killer Angles, stratigies of containment, towards a democratic left (all Harringtons books) Two Stroke engine technology, 14 Virginia Infantry.

Heroes:

A certain Carpet Salesman

My Blog

Awesomeness

Why am I so awesome? 
Posted by stuart on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

Stuff I do

What exactly is it about me that makes me take things apart?  Every time I get something I almost immediatly start to try to "make it better".  My garage is littered with a million projects ...
Posted by stuart on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

Hoops

This story was written in grey to signify the many colors of Micah Daniels.  -Words.........wierd little drawings you put on paper.  Who are we to interpret what they really say.  Could...
Posted by stuart on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST