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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! There's bread in my toast!

About Me

I fucking LOVE Marmite!

My Interests

Music, journalism, comedy, gigging, singing, dancing like nobody's watching, free internet porn.

I'd like to meet:

Anna Marie D’Ancanto and Remy LeBeau.

Music:

Morrisey, PJ Harvey, DJ Format, Reverend Horton Heat, The Mars Volta, Dean Martin, Patti Smith, Sonic Youth, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Beck, The Bluetones, The Shangri-Las, Menswear, Pixies, Elastica, Nick Cave, Prince, The Pipettes, Nick Drake, Cake, Skip James, Kate Bush, Tom Waits blah blah blah blah blah blah

Movies:

Audition, Angel Face, Scarface, Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!, Withnail and I, Quadrophenia, Ghost World, Amelie, Clerks, Meet the Feebles, Bad Taste, Resevoir Dogs, The Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, Lolita, Rushmore, Taxi Driver, The Big Lebowski, Igby Goes Down, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice... Particularly fond of horror, thrillers and b-movies. If I have 2 or 3 months free I like to attempt Gone With The Wind in one sitting.

Television:

Never Mind the Buzzcocks, League of Gentlemen, Look Around You, Black Books, Spaced, The Fast Show, Big Train, Top Gear, Invader Zim, Eastenders, TRISHA, Cow & Chicken, I Am Weasel, Fairly Odd Parents.

Books:

Many, I enjoy the work of Irvine Welsh, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Tennessee Williams, Plato, Oscar Wilde, Kingsley Amis, David Lodge, Aristophanes, Shelagh Delaney, PETER VARDY, Trude Levy and Nick Cave among others.

Heroes:

Trisha, she's a bit shit since the move from ITV to 5 mind.

My Blog

livejournal

dunno why but here we go anyway http://www.livejournal.com/users/stutterling/
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i feel loved

so it would seem i have 20 friends. many thanks to al who just invited me to be his friend based on a maths joke my mathsy friends told me a year ago. thanks also to all the other people who are lucky...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow, i'm student-tastic

i got up, watched trisha, half way through my neighbour called because of a spider dilemma. i put shoes on and went over the road in my pyjamas, returned home to finish watching todays trisha - ironic...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new photos

i finally got the photos from my leaver's ball developed, i've put a couple up i get my results on thursday and so i'll know then whether or not i'm going to bristol or birmingham after gap year (o...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FREE AT LAST

no more exams lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalala yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i'm off to see my sister and her lovely new boobies god i'm so happy, i feel fantas...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have a disorder (and am now the sister with the bigger boobies)

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withBeth's DisorderCause:hot weatherSymptoms:collapsed lungs, mildly glow-in-the-dark ears, -1 Strength, -2 Charisma, glowingCure:take a dozen shots of morphine befo...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the silly things i do

well, i got nicotine, which is good i also did weight training in 30 degree weather, which is silly. i feel like my legs are the menu du jour at al murray's carvery (time gentlemen please... what a s...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first person to give me nicotine gets a kiss

ok, i think i'm dying. i need tabacco and soooooooon, as in RIGHT NOW! on a lighter note, i'm in love with someone, this is a baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing. bad in a preston from wallace and gromit kind of...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cigarettes and chocolate miiiiiiiiilk

mmmm, k i've come to the conclusion that i must stop smoking the evil cancer sticks. 'but why?' i hear you cry out! 'you've been doing so well, it's like weight training for your lungs! tar makes ...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slightly more coherent

wow, i'm feeling a little more alive now. YAY! i have 3 friends now, granted one is Tom who is everyone's friend and the other two are effectively both neil, but hey, it makes me happy. today m'cha...
Posted by b on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST