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The State of NJ vs. Jack

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About Me

There is a seminal joke that Henny Youngman used to tell that I think is perfect. It sums it up perfectly as far as you go. Guy comes into a doctor's office. He says, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor says, "Don't do it."Think about that.

My Interests

I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.

I'd like to meet:

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

Music:

i listen to k-billy's super sounds of the '70s

Movies:

good movies are great, but really really bad movies can be awesome

Television:

my dvr has brought me back to enjoying tv at my own pace without commercials.

Books:

Every book is a children's book, if the kid knows how to read

Heroes:

you know i'm your hero