I adore stabbing people (piercing, my job ROCKS) art, music, photography, theatre, concerts, gaming, movies, writing, coffee, reading, water sports, hanging out with my friends, and whatever else catches my attention.
I'm a model with Fusions by Jacob Ross. I also do whatever freelance stuff falls my way. I mostly do alternative modeling, since I am pierced and tattooed. I have a few photos up here, but you'll have to ask for my actual portfolio and resume!
Click here for links to more information about my modeling!
Death and all related subjects fascinate me. Someday, I will be a serial killer, or an assassin.
Blood is sexy, and the events that cause bleeding, often even more so.
Every day, I do something nice for a random stranger. Usually, that nice thing is *not* hitting them with my car, no matter how much they deserve it. They never know how grateful they should be to still be alive
The combined scent of whiskey, coffee, and blood is the sexiest--and most comforting-- smell in the world. Also; whiskey, coffee, and blood, make everything better.
To be able to create something new is the most amazing ability in the world. Sadly, no one can do it anymore. If I could cry, I would weep for such a lack of true originality in the world.
Tattoos and piercings obsess me. If I could draw, I would try for a tattoo apprenticeship. It's okay though, I LOVE piercing. I'm also slowly adding ink to myself.
There is nothing sexier than an pin up girl. 50s pinup girls are incredibly hott. They can only be improved by tattoos, piercings, and open wounds.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which to die.
Think about that next time you choose the low fat high vitamin low flavor foods.
I'd like to meet:
Fellow piercers and body modifications artists. Photographers and models. People who know me-though I suppose that's less 'meeting' and more 'finding on myspace'. People who know me by association (you know my friend so-and-so from wherever). If I do not see you on a regular basis, or haven't met you yet, you should probably message me to tell me who you are and why you are asking to be my friend, otherwise the answer is no.
I am incredibly critical, judgemental, and shallow.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING SEX WITH YOU. DO NOT MESSAGE ME TO TELL ME HOW 'HAWT' YOU THINK I AM.
If you have managed to read this far, and still want to message me, if you don't manage to message me with something interesting to catch my attention, you lose, and if i'm busy, i'll delete the message, otherwise I'll continue my personal mission to rudely reply to every boring message I get. Spices up my internet life a little ;).
And again, to make this easily understood:
Music:
I adore punk and metal, but i like just about everything except rap, r&b, and hip hop. That shit bothers me.
Movies:
I like very good movies (Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket, 8mm, Audition, Imprint, 1 hour photo, etc etc etc). And very bad movies (hide and creep, slither, vampires vs. zombies, bordello of blood, mortuary). I like the typical 'anti social kid' movies (see first list), and really, really bad horror movies. I mean, really bad. Like, b-rated or worse. And anything zombie or vampire related; which is usually b-rated. Or worse.
Television:
I watch comedy central, i like comedians, like Dane Cook, the late great Bill Hicks, Lewis Black, etc. Also, very partial to the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Outside of comedy central, i watch adult swim (mostly for metalocolypse, family guy, and aqua teen hunger force). Other favorites: Dead Like Me. CSI (the original csi, in Las Vegas). Law and Order SVU. Bones.
Books:
My taste in movies is similar to my taste in books, though I try not to see the movie version of books I like, they are never as good as the book. I like all kinds of books, especially fantasy, the more macabre, and true crime. It would be incredibly silly of me to try to write the title of all the books I enjoy, and would take up more space than I like to think about, so instead, a list of authors that tickle my fancy.
Some of the most impressive, enlightening, and/or amusing writers I have come across are:Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Addams, Sharon Green, Clive Barker, Anne Bishop, Doublas Preston & Lincoln Child (they write together) Hunter S. Thompson, Mercedes Lackey, Dean Koontz, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Edgar Allen Poe (I'm such a goth kid at heart sometimes)....and so many more.
