Amateur Pet Surgery
Kicking Peoples young children
Sleeping with your wife
Urinating/vomiting on passed out friends
Scrapbooking
Patchwork Quilts
Crack Cocaine
(1)The motha fucka that invented velcro. Bless his heart, I'd just love to pick his brain.
(2)Linda Lovelace. Seems everyone got to choke her but me!!!
(3)Maddona. She may be old, but you KNOW she can work it in the sack.
(4)Dr. Phil, he's been cruisin for a bruisin for some time now
(5)The asshole that beat my ass then slept with my girlfriend on the same night in 9nth grade. Who's cryin' now tyrone??!!
(6)Whoever gave me this nasty rash on my ass!!!!
Moesha
Charmed
Seventh Heaven
Oprah
Faith under Fire
Polka time
The God is Great hour with Jerry Cook
So you've got herpes!
Living With a Restraining Order.
Abortion for Dummies
Sub-atomic Physics and its Applications on the Battlefield
Beating your DUI
12 Steps to Drug and Alcohol Independance (never finished)