When I was a young boy I thought
the Boogieman was just a painfully shy creature of the night,
the Tooth Fairy wanted my nuts,
and Santa Clause was a racist
cuz thats what my parents had told me.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...
Teach a man to fish and
emmmmmm
honestly bro, you'll be losing business.
Make sure this man doesn't learn how to fish.
In the unfortunate event he finds out how to fish, you gotta learn to cook.
Cook crack cocaine and boom, back in business.
I'm down with jews. the literal jews tho not the figurative jews.
i hate figurative jews.
but real jews are bomb.
i would say i hate being cliché but that would be so cliché
i think i'll name my first child, Cliché.
He can be all french n shit.
the fuck does that even mean?
my grandfather the professor loved chess. my other gramps, a colenol, loves backgammon. these two would constantly argue over which is the better game; always pulling me into the debate as to influence me towards one or the other. then when i was 14 my chess loving grandfather died. needless to say that today, i'm a MUCH better backgammon player.
backgammon eventually turned into craps and very quickly led to a gambling addiction
which made me rich.
for a month.
nahmsayn?
nahmean?
nahmchompsky?
