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Akimichi Chouji: A Man Beside Himself Akimichi Chouji is a forgotten character in the otherwise cyclopean world of Naruto. As the main characters focus on their drawbacks and strife, the focus on Chouji's challenges seems to be non-existent. Although his part is small in the series [as he was not intended as the main character], he no doubt has a spectacular effect on the characters near to him [namely Shikamaru]. Moreover, Chouji's combat acumen and pedigree gives him an undeniable edge in any given affray.His symbiotic relationship with Nara Shikamaru, his confidante, inexorably portrays his bursting altruism and understanding while intimating at his rather fantastical capacity of power. Take the situation in which Shikamaru is fighting in the Third Round of the Chunin exam; Chouji accurately predicts the loss of Shikamaru with the rousing gusto of a psychic. Yamanaka Ino, who is also a team member, is in disbelief. She can not comprehend Chouji's brash statement regarding a teammate. As Chouji aptly states after the loss, "Maybe you don't know Shikamaru, Ino." Indeed, without dictation, the reader comprehends that Chouji's mutual understanding of Shikamaru is well beyond that of anyone else. His dynamic relationship with Shikamaru proves to be potent: they safely compliment each others weaknesses. Chouji has an excess of strength while Shikamaru has an excess of intelligence [namely a 200+ IQ]. This regnant duo of adroitness in said fields can prove advantageous in combat as it forms an inseparable juggernaut of power and genius.By and large, the Akimichi clan derives it's chakra from one main ancilla: food. Food must be consumed at a near constant rate in order to suffice the balance between exertion and expenditure in terms of chakra. There are two main Jutsus shared by said clan: Baika No Jutsu and Meat Tank. Baika No Jutsu variably increases your size depending on the amount of chakra you can exert. Thus it is possible to double your size or [if you're stronger] become as large as a building. Of course, what is the point of simply being gargantuan? Enter Meat Tank, the quintessential attack of the Akimichi clan. Once Chouji executes Baika No Jutsu, Meat Tank follows shortly thereafter. What is Meat Tank exactly? Well, to be simple, the user must stick in his limbs [including head], roll up into a ball and charge at the opponent. This results in a high velocity attack that can severely damage the opponent. Unfortunately, because the attack has a high velocity it is difficult to control the direction of the attack [which results in numerous failed attempts].There is one trump card that the Akimichi clan is well known for: the Houren Pill. This panacea is well known throughout Konoha as the end-all for battles once used. It heightens the power of the user to unimaginable levels. There is one severe drawback albeit; if all three are taken in quick succession it may result in the demise of the consumer. As such, the Houren Pills are taken with immense caution and are only used in the direst of situations. In the fight to save Sasuke, Chouji must realize the unmitigated power of the Houren Pills as it is his duty to fight for Konoha, but he soon realizes that it is much more dangerous than he first estimated it to be.Chouji's homely personality and unbridled strength lend much to comprehending his complex nature. Deep down he is a sensitive, self-conscience person who is easily offended by defamation [especially regarding his body weight] and feels that respect should be mutual among all people. Moreover, with the entrance of his care-free friend Shikamaru, Chouji [who was once a social pariah] became a more confident and respectable Ninja which all of Konoha can attest to.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------- Zalera, the Death Seraph (Gemini) [ZALRA] ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- Previous incarnation: As the Gemini Lucavi demon Zalera in Final Fantasy Tactics. The older Zalera never had that woman on his wing!Zalera is a death-based Esper with a woman on his right wing. No, she's not half-naked! The golden lines on her breasts are NOT nipples; look for detailed Zalera images on the net and you'd agree with me. Sorry for ruining your fantasies! Zalera was created to pass judgement on humans who died, but he became influenced by the anger of the dead and instead rebelled against the gods. Similar to Mateus, he grabbed a shamaness and held her hostage, who very weirdly went down to hell along with him even though she was innocent. What were the gods thinking? The fates of both this shamaness and Mateus' ice goddess just leave me bewildered. MySpace Comments MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor MySpace Animations MySpace Graphics
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Name
Age
Fav colour
your hair Blond
your eyes Green with 1st stage sherengan
what you wear no top
What people think of you is below
Naruto i Hate him because he eat my ramen
Sasuke I dont like him because he is stronger than me
Kiba I hate the guy
Shikamaru I dont know him
Neji he's a genius like me!
chouji he's my best mate
Oroshimaru This guy could be a problem i must eliminate him
Itachi tell him to watch his back because he is on my clan delete list!
Kakashi he could join team 7 if he likes
What the naruto girls think of you are below
Sakura he's cute
Ino ewww he's ugly
Hinata *blushes*
Tamari keep him away!
5th hokage hummm
your coolness 33%
your strenght 83%
your goal in life to become feared around the world
when u hanged around team 7 you... Had a fiht with sasuke and won!!!!
who you took on a date tamari
what happened after she now fears you
what you are known as in town town hero
did u achive your goal no

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You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


75%

Dragon


67%

Mermaid


58%

Faerie


50%

WereWolf


25%

Demon


17%
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Rank: Chuunin
Hand Seal: Ram
Weapon: Umbrella
Best Form: Taijutsu
Partner: Too strong for one
Kills: 466,203
Summon: Frogs
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WindFreedom, absolute total freedom. This is your greatest desire. You truly are as free as the birds above. You wish to see the world and live without care. You wish to soar amongst the clouds. Life is full of experiences and you want to experience them all. Keep going, keep trying. Freedom is just around the corner.
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What is your Inner Dragon (neat pictures)


Yellow Dragon
Your Inner Dragon is the most interesting of all.Yellows are the fourth rarest dragon of all.They love to be in the air, and are thus typified as the Air Elemental dragon. Your Inner Dragon spends most of his/her time on the Plains or steppe highlands when not mingled with the air currents. You like to spend time in silent, aerial meditation and would only really attack someone if provoked. Your favorable attributes are the sunrise, Spring, incense, clouds, and any kind of helpful air mass or current. When it's needed, your breath weapon is pure bolts of Lightning. How's that for a neat piece of carry-on luggage? See you amongst the clouds!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:


You Are a Auditory Learner
You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well.
You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music.
You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star! What's Your Learning Style?Johnny Cash » HighwaymanI was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride With sword and pistol by my side Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five But I am still alive.I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide And with the sea I did abide. I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed But I am living still. These lyrics accessed from http://www.rare-lyrics.comI was a dam builder across the river deep and wide Where steel and water did collide A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and around and aroundI fly a starship across the Universe divide And when I reach the other side I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can Perhaps I may become a highwayman again Or I may simply be a single drop of rain But I will remain And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..

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Posted by Kris, Revolver Jesus on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST