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Kristoff

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About Me

LISTEN UP!! LOTS OF THINGS CHANGING! CAN'T YOU SEE VITH ALL OF THE SHOUTING I AM DOING?Anyhow, too much for one day. Also, problems with my webmasters, so... Yeah, I'll get back to you on that one.I continue to be very, very... tired. Every day feels like another long trip back from Port Authority. Too many stops. Too many pills. Not enough lines. In addition to being very tired...

My Interests

Driving drunk. Music. Early British history. Middle Ages. King Arthur. Weather. Grooming.

I'd like to meet:

YOu. Players. The Queen. People who know about having a jolly-old good time. Kate Vinslet. Rugby players. Cricketers. Hassle-free customers who Pay In Advance (PIA!!) Acronyms. Dan Akroyd. Dr. Detroit. Any of the Detroit Pistons who had nothing to do with missing the over/under on every game in the finals. NTYLAF!!! (No thank you long after the fact)

Music:

Chamber music. Renaissance music. Those druids who did trip hop. Brit-pop bands. Hip Hop that has an edge. A sharp edge, if you get my drift... Razor sharp, you could say. Need more hints?

Movies:

The Queen, Four Weddings and a Funeral,

Television:

I like the band

Books:

Zig-Zag, Graffix, Bambu. Vhere the Green Fern Grows.

Heroes:

Churchill. Reagan. 1/2-term prime ministers/presidents/commandantes.

My Blog

Happy birthday Dads and Grads& and dont forget Lads! Maybe Yaaaaads, too? Yaaa!

Yaaaaa! How's it all shaking? Like Maggie Thatcher on a flat-screen roof? Sure. Something like that. Too much really to get into, so let's just start with the proverbial sequence-altering statement an...
Posted by Kristoff on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

Development deal in the works, Memorial Day looming, all that and Blair goes square

Many things go wrong. This may or may not be one& though it is May! So I guess I best beware, since odds are that it very well may/might. Oh, so tired. I tell you people. You. You and the person wonde...
Posted by Kristoff on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

Friends, Robos, lend me your ears... your eyes... your alibies

& turn the head& open eyes& sort of. Feeling some cracks in the neck&  That moment at the beginning of the morning where you are no longer sleeping, but still far from awake. Thoughts still drift...
Posted by Kristoff on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

It's going, it's going! It... it's go go gone!zales, that is! Gaaaa!

News has come in. The 1st undersecretary of vhatever the fuck he presides over with the iron-fist of a Texas ranchman's hand, Alberti-G, has found himself in a wee touch of hot water. Listen Al, fro...
Posted by Kristoff on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

Calls to ignore... Bridges to burn... that and Huey with sports!

Hard to entirely explain what has happened but& Hmmmmm, this is difficult and perhaps more than my web master is willing to perform on credit. Although most every time that I have thought that my tab ...
Posted by Kristoff on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

No wins... plenty more loss... and a bracket to believe in

Money ma Ok, here ve are, face to face a couple of smoking loons. Try that one again& Vhat is the deal with the goddamn reality shows? Just to fill you in in case you have been burr...
Posted by Kristoff on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST

HIt the Drum, I Get Cricket!!

The Sport of  Kings --- Our Cricket Problem By SHASHI THAROOR Ever since the development of baseball, Americans have been lost to the more demanding challenges  and pleasures  of cricket. ...
Posted by Kristoff on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

Avatars, avatars& and vhat, digitial cyber-bot? Youre broke. The fuck you gonna tell me?

22 2's 33 bees/ 44 kicked down doors 55 lids of 66 pick up sticks 68 stitches in time 88 get it straight, don't hesitate, my posse's got velocity 99 c'est loft balloons/ all I vanna do is bo...
Posted by Kristoff on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

No... Sleep... 'Till Travelodge

Have I gone too far away& or have I just gone too far?  Are the stakes too high, or  have the steaks just not been on the grill long enough? Will we get there by running full electrical stea...
Posted by Kristoff on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

You upload 16 pages and vhat do you get? Another Veb log over and still deeply in debt...

Oh, oh oh vhat a night.  A party?  On a Sunday?  Moooooooo.  Didn't make anything easy, however.  Oh, no no no& You know vhen you have one of those days vhen you are in not-so...
Posted by Kristoff on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST