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John

Local Man Saves Choking MILF with the Hind-lick!

About Me

just take the most talented, best looking, well hung, amazingly charming, ordinary man and...I'm basically like that.

My Interests

I am interested in anything that isn't boring, lame or sucks to partake in.

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton's father and show him how much I llike his daughter, by jabbing him repeatedly in the neck with a rusted spoon!

Music:

noun. a word describing sound made from instruments being played by coked out, over-paid hacks who believe they have something meaningful to say. also sometimes sampled by P.Diddy.

Movies:

these are moving pictures in which worthless, unconvincing and just plain horrid people pretend to be "cashier ..2" sometimes you don't even need any talent to be in movies (i.e. paris hilton, jessica simpson, britney spears and any other coke whores you can think of)

Television:

REALITY TV SUCKS!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

You mean like school books? I mean my history book was a good read, but I wouldn't place it on my best sellers list!

Heroes:

Well of course there is myself, then I would have to say BRUCE LEE!