dianosaur profile picture

dianosaur

Not actually a pirate; more of a pretend-sailor

About Me

I am ready. I got my kitchen stocked. I got my door unlocked. I got my philosophy and I trust it like the ground. I’m 5’2”, giggly, wiggly, and belong in a boat out at sea.I'm a fast machine; I keep my motor clean. State troopers think I drive too fast. I'm the debutante of the backseat of Jackie's car. I'm dirty, distant, misty, manic, kinda pleasantly satanic. I'm the root of all that's evil, but you can call me cookie. I am an expert in the art of frivolous spending, but I try to live on science alone. I don’t like to leave before the end of the movie.I’m the house I grew up in, the first pair of shoes I ever went to school in. I’d like to spend some time in Mozambique. I have left everywhere that I have ever been (I don’t really recommend it). I leave them laughing when I go. I’ve found that everybody loves to love you when you’re far away. If you want me, I’ll be in the bar.

My Interests

food (shopping/cooking/eating); drinking (mainly fruit juice and cheap beer); making lists and crossing things off them; making budgets and failing to stick to them; beaches; bonfires; campfires; fires in fireplaces; Sunday news magazines; seven o’clock (am and pm); architecture, photography and museums; anything free; being hugged; trains; living in unfamiliar places; visiting familiar places; driving while singing; language; accents; boys who have accents; boys who don't; anybody who loves what they are doing with their lives; my cuticles, at work; the future.

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

I'm allergic to music.

Movies:

I hold blockbuster video cards in three countries.

Television:

east enders

Books:

harry potter, the great gatsby, tao te ching, catcher in the rye. in an ideal world these would be featured on reading rainbow

Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

fabian

on my getting a cold, presumably at work: I think children are worse than rats, as far as spreading disease.  and not as cute.   usually: I'm sorry I talk so much. You don't have to be sorry...
Posted by dianosaur on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

one word answers

One Word1. Yourself: happy2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend: potential :)3. Your hair?: awesome4. Your mother?: kind5. Your Father?:  difficult6. Your Favorite Item?: photos7. Your dream last night: n...
Posted by dianosaur on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

a so-called person

I've been meaning to post these for a while, and have always felt they sort of belonged in "About Me," but I dig my song lyrics and they are a partial substitute for the musical tastes I fail to list....
Posted by dianosaur on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

welcome home

I am sitting at the kitchen table in the dark, at midnight, typing.  my brother walks in. Dave:  What are you doing?  what are you doing? me:  go away.  Dave [tries to hug me...
Posted by dianosaur on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST

sleeping in airports sucks ass

cross fingers I make it outta the airport all the way to charlton tonight.
Posted by dianosaur on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST

an observation on flying

my excitement these days is 10% destination and 90% who is waiting for me when I get off the plane.
Posted by dianosaur on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

excerpts from my insurance policy

this just had to be shared. if you have a dark sense of humor, it's hilarious.Part A: Accidental Death and Dismemberment BenefitFor Loss of / Benefit:Life: $15,000Both hands or both feet: $15,000Entir...
Posted by dianosaur on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

a general disclaimer

just to clear up a few things: 1. the only accent I have is American.  I do, however, now speak with a "dirty British inflection," vernon.  2.  Kenneth Reyna does not have myspace.&nbs...
Posted by dianosaur on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:16:00 PST