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About Me

Ok, Before you say anything or rather I say anything, yes I know; My profile is shite. I haven't wasted three nights over all that HTML and CSS malarchy. I'll do all that later when I'm not fretting over which homeless shelter I'll be best suited for; once I fail my GCSE's. Anyone wanna be a hobo with me? We can all pee in bottles! I like semi-colons; Yes, I do. I also like Deal Or No Deal. I'm on of those fanatics that is trying to get a hold of a Tshirt that says "Noel Edmonds is my whore" only I don't think they sell those yet... Oh yes, future aspirations? To create Anti-Gravity. Yes my friends. Anti-Gravity. I had a good slogan.. only i can't remember it. Sheesh now i have to look it up *sigh* LOL, god i'm such an idiot the slogan was (this if for Anti-gravity pants by the way): Anti-Gravity! Puts the 'anti' back in panties!
...and on that note, i'll leave you all to a life of miserable undiluted pain or as the CGP Chemistry Revision book put it: "What a swizz, eh? You'd have thought it'd be something a bit juicer than that, wouldn't you. Sill, that's life - It's all a big disappointment in the end. Sigh." Their words, Not mine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Just to kick him and run away screaming, eventually i'd trip over a leper and getting dismembered or someting equally mundane, but hey we can't always have what we want.

Music:

Incubus, Radiohead, Muse, Damien Rice, Evanesence, System of a down, RHCP, Rufus Wainwright, Willy Mason, Rage against the Machine, Lou Reed, Bowie, The Talking Heads, Pink Floyd!! The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and some more random bands all beginning with "The"

Movies:

Braveheart, Swordfish, The Producers, Stargate, Sin City, King Kong, Mars Attack, Schindlers list, ET!!!

Television:

Stargate SG1, Deal or No Deal, Lost, House, QI, Have I got news for you, University challenge... (what?!) Anything with Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie...

Books:

Lord of the flies, The Brothers Karmazov, Memoirs of a geisha (if i could actually remember the plot line...), The house of sleep, Hannibal, Interview with a vampire, Queen of the damned, Artermis Fowl, Harry Potter (but thats a given, i'm a teenager for crying out loud, gimme a break), The Gardens of Kyoto, The drowning people (even though it was badly written), The Chicken Farm, Jeeves and Wooster, Sophies World.