.:BONG HIT BETTIE:. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I don't need your assistance - social persistance - any problem I got I just put my fist in" - Ice-T
"OG is what I am - A brat is what I be - Blunts is what I smoke - And you can't see me - So let it go - Cuz my shit is tight - Take it how I give it - And enjoy the nite" - Da Brat
Blunt, laid back, respectful, honest, loyal, friendly, and supposedly bubbly. I HATE catty broads, fake people, liars, and drama queens/kings. I have no time for that kinda petty ass shit. Trying to keep my nose clean and get my own shit togeher, can't be worried about your baby daddy brother sister mama's second cousin's drama. I am addicted to World of Warcraft. I represent on Tichon with my 70 Orc Rogue. LaBruja will stab you in the face and make you ask for more. I'm tatted, I drink, I smoke, love my bug, adore my Crackhead, have no kids, and occasionaly enjoy writing run on sentences.
"Wisdom comes with age, sometimes age comes alone."
I want...
"You broke my heart while you were away, but I'll break your jaw when you get back."
I love my Augusta
I love my Barcelo's
The one and only Crackhead Chong

My Interests

My FAMILY

THE CHEVY

Cars, music, my ink, football, aztec art & criminal stuff (ie: serial killers, mafia, crime sceen etc.). I am a stoner. Queen Augusta Knighted me Bong Hit Bettie for a reason, bitches.

"It's the most wonderful time of the year..."

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is fun, funny, laid back, and isn't dramatic, catty, an ass or a crackhead. No one who is described as a "Gunt". I'd love to smoke a few blunts with Charlie Murphy.
The infamous Volcano ripping Steph-Rock. I hear she is but a legend, but I will continue to keep the dream alive of one day being taught the beauty of the Volcano Bucket by her.

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

Music:

50's rock & roll, 60's motown, reggae & ska, blues, surf, rockabilly, punk, funk, old school (rap & break beats), and anything else that tickles my pickle.

Movies:

They don't make good ones anymore.

Television:

MXC, Family Guy, anything on History, Discovery or The Learning channel.

Books:

I like a good "who done it".

Heroes:

My Mommy & my Daddy.

My Blog

Henrierte is a mean bitch!

90mph winds and lots of rain. Good times. My first hurricane, awwww que cute. My trip back wasn't all that great. My Gram was in the hospital and I found out my Gramps needs to have heart surgery in O...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

FUCK DELTA AIRLINES

1) They say I can not make my flight because my baggage didn't have enough time to be checked in on Sunday and it was against their international policy to send baggage on a different flight... 2) Th...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST

SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!

"...I'm leaving on a jet plane... don't know if I'll be back again..." Got my passport bullshit worked out, all packed up, got my one-way ticket and I am ready to get the fuck out of Dodge. Petrified...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:14:00 PST

Guttermouth is wise

Artist: Guttermouth Song: Casserole of life Album: Teri Yakimoto I'm gonna bake todayTry a new recipeThrow out that old arponMove over bacon here comes something meatierThe versatile diversity of...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST

Loreto, Baja California Sur

Going to help the folks at the bar for unlimited tacos and tequilla. I leave next weekend. Anyone who likes drinking and fishing, drop a bitch a line! See yous when I see yous. xo...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:20:00 PST

It's in the stars, I gotta DO SOMETHING!

It may be unsettling for you today, as current circumstances keep you in one place longer than you prefer. Your key planet Mercury is being strengthened by assertive Mars, making it a smart idea to do...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

I'm back

It's crazy when I stop for a moment to really let my self think about the accomplishments and failures ... no I won't say failures, I will say "Lessons Learned"... anyways ... it's just crazy to think...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST

Yay crutches!

So ... Car's great. =)Had the damn boot off for almost a month...Then Jade called. Everytime he calls out of the blue, I become disabled. What the fuck.Ok... it wasn't his fault...Had another surgery ...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:46:00 PST

I got a car, bitches.

It's about fucking time, isn't it? It's been almost 3 years. I got it Christmas weekend. It was my little gift to my self. I forgot how fucking wonderful it was to be able to come and go as you d...
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

HOB Anaslime

SUCKS MONKEY BALLS - But The Damned KICKED ASS! Dave Vanian... yum.
Posted by .:BONG HIT BETTIE:. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST