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Oh James

Others will dream that I am mad, and I will dream of the Zahir. When all men on earth think day and

About Me

Across what instrument are we stretched taut?
And what player holds us in his hand?

My Interests

secret eating.

I'd like to meet:

zombie sylvia plath.

Books:

magazines.

Heroes:

lewis h. lapham.

My Blog

on account of not being able to pursue my goals in any other way:

here are things that I have been doing lately.getting in shape:I am not really 'out of shape' but I have been putting some work in anyway. in a one-week period, I do the following:180 sit-ups100 push-...
Posted by Oh James on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

if i ever die:

I don't want anyone to write poetry about me that rhymes. I swear I will haunt the fuck out of you if I get commemorated with some Hallmark shit.Jessica Leigh Roberts can have my records; everything e...
Posted by Oh James on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:12:00 PST

two travellers.

Two travellers are on a tropical island when its volcano begins to erupt. They are heading for the only way off, a bridge to the next island, when one traveller looks ahead. The bridge is too rickety,...
Posted by Oh James on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

triviaditals.

as i do not like to 'do' things, it would be out of character for me to make new years' resolutions. so instead i am going to dish out embarassing james storrie factoids, because complaining about mys...
Posted by Oh James on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:53:00 PST

2006

okay, I have been too stoned to string multiple thoughts together since about 11PM (sorry, to anyone I ran into tonight) but the top 5 albums of 2006 are:1. Return To Cookie Mountain2. Ys3. NEW GHOSTF...
Posted by Oh James on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

important update

sooooo happy this week.
Posted by Oh James on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST

yes!

hey guys! my fucking phonograph is working again!BEST DAY
Posted by Oh James on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

hey james storrie, where've you been?

oh, I've been around!this month I have done some things.I went to the gym. I wandered around the river valley on lsd. I bought some tickets: dvas with sooo (june 2), solvent with electromorph (june 8)...
Posted by Oh James on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:49:00 PST

but I mean if you stepped to him he would bludgeon you

today was a pretty good day until CHRIS HSIN made a RACIST NOISE at my old PERSIAN PROFESSOR and now I am going to get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOLI am going to beat him up and steal his dexedrine.today I had...
Posted by Oh James on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

downer

also, I am really miserable and have been for about 2-3 months. if I haven't mentioned this to any of you it's because I have no close friends! whoops!just to lay it out-no career-doing poorly in scho...
Posted by Oh James on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST