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About Me

Cynical yet never serious. It's weird, but my mood swings more than a 70's porn star. I tend to joke around about everything, and in the end it is my lack of intuition that'll have me screwing up in little life situations. Oh well, it makes it that much more exciting. My life is the episode of Seinfeld that never aired.RIP Montreal Expos... 1969-2004

My Interests

Poker. Number one, two and three on my list. Then it would be sports. I love baseball and everything afterwards if just as great (minus one point). I also like to bitch, complain, rant and make fun of people. Don't send hate-mail, because I'll do all of those things to you.

I'd like to meet:

Jerry Seinfeld (my idol). . . Conan O'Brien. MacGyver. Dog the Bounty Hunter. Jay Onrait (from TSN). I wonder if they have MySpace... I suppose meeting you would be somewhere along those lines (hahahahah sarcasm).

Music:

Incubus. Oh Incubus, my lyrical soma. Jimmy Eat World, Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson, Our Lady Peace, John Mayer, Gavin DeGraw... oh, and I think I'm starting to like William Shatner... seriously... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Hmmm... Good Will Hunting, Rounders, Unbreakable, Office Space, Shaun of the Dead... Anything really intelligent or really moronic.

Television:

TV blows now. My two favourite shows of all time are Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Seinfeld. But I so desperately miss my other favourites: Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Family Guy, The Cosby Show, Cheers... *whine*

Books:

I read half the Lord of the Rings trilogy... then watched the movies. I read half of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six and am now currently midway through The Da Vinci Code. One day, I promise you, I'll read an entire book.

Heroes:

Spider-Man. Holy cow, if I could be anyone... I think my ultimate fantasy would be saving Mary-Jane from some random henchman and then revealing my identity to her... except it wouldn't be Mary-Jane, it would be Avril Levigne.

My Blog

Hate breeds greed...

Some say I have a bleak outlook on life. Others praise my cheerful unphased attitude. It is a tug-of-war of emotion beneath my skin and naturally I'll show different sides to different people. But wha...
Posted by That Matt on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST

Change in your pocket...

There is a special characteristic that the University student maintains through their commute. Indifference. Not caring who drives the bus, not caring who misses it. No concern over the way that guy i...
Posted by That Matt on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

Roof daddy...

Good evening, my friends. It is currently my favourite time of year. If you don't detect any sarcasm there, it is because for one rare time in my life, I'm being quite sincere. I've always liked the f...
Posted by That Matt on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Darwin is a shmuck...

That's right, I'm brining back the word "shmuck". You are all shmucks. I don't have to be jewish to use that word. Shmuck is on the come-back.So there I was, a bright-eyed 20 year old dreamer with not...
Posted by That Matt on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

Little bits

Bliss is going to Ottawa with your HABS flag waving off your Action Green car and yelling "SENATORS SUCK!" to slow moving traffic.The Grudge 2 is a mess of a movie, with stupid noises, pale actors and...
Posted by That Matt on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Noticed

It seems that Tim Hortons has evolved to the point where it requires a bouncer and a guest list. Anyways...It's a disturbing thought, I have discovered, when the most obvious signs of male hair-loss c...
Posted by That Matt on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:01:00 PST

Anna-Molly

This will be short and sweet, like a Thai hooker.After months of speculation and desperate searching and clearing a lot of rumours, I finally got ahold of the new Incubus single to be released on the ...
Posted by That Matt on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

Scratch and Save me... round four?

Will it ever end? What madness dost run this globe that sees discounts shrouded in gold scratchable flakes? Satan! Lucifer! Sears?!Whoever created this unbelievable idea of combining cheap clothing an...
Posted by That Matt on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Why Vermont is a four hour trip...

... and I'm not talking about the travel time. So when all was said and done, the final Vermont crew came down to myself, Graeme and Steve. Three Vermont haters extraordinaire. The trip was meant for ...
Posted by That Matt on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:53:00 PST

Enough is enough!

God damn, motherfucker, that's about it! Holy fuck! Oh my god, motherfucking hell! Snakes on a motherfucking Plane!Oh hell yes, suddenly I'm rejuvinated and re-juveniled. I know that there has been so...
Posted by That Matt on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST