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Titania, Queen of Fairies

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About Me

%D%A%D%A %D%A MyGen %D%A Profile Generator %D%A %D%A%D%A%D%AHello my name is amber as u may have guessed from my profile if u r especially perceptive. by the way sorry bthis is a bit screwed uppedly typed but i don't..like laptops they r evil!!!!!!!! and..i am 2 much of a lazy ass 2 correect it.%D%A%Dnyway i live in a house (as opposed 2 a plastic bag) in a little town full..of..old people and neds. which as u can imagine is great fun (as opposed to not)%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%AThis summer, I'm doing a lot of faffing and being as lazy and fat as is humanly possible, and am also going to Orkneey avec my bosom buddie Ellieeeee, and am also going to Croatia avec my father and stepmother, which should be cool. %D%A%D%AI'm also trying to work out how to work myspace, but so far, failing.%D%A%Dnd writing shitty poems *self-pities*%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A
You Belong in Amsterdam
%D little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
%D%AWhether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).%D%A What European City Do You Belong In? %D%A%D%AHA HA HA!! the city of prostitution and weed! nice!%D%A%D%A
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
%D bit odd and socially isolated.
%D%AYou couldn't care less of what others think.
%Dnd some of your beliefs are a little weird.
%D%ALike that time you thought you were Jesus.%D%A What Personality Disorder Are You?

My Interests

i like reading randoms tuff (like signposts) and occasionnally books. and i like writing. and listeniong to music. and making up random stuff. and swimming in the sea. and camping. and climbing trees. and talkinjg to the frinedly peoplein the aforementioned trees. and eating... and sleeping. and dancing round standing stones. and laughing at unfunny things. and watermelons. and jam. and custard. and wombats. and doorknobs.not really those last things that was just random (although maybe subconsciously...)

I'd like to meet:

Jude Law (drooooooooooooooool) Dylan Moran (the guy outa black books) David Walliams, the love of my life (i mean i'd like 2 meet the love of my life, not that dave walliams is the love of my life), god, jesus (I wonder whether jesus got on with his dad or not) a ghost (but not a scary one) the league of gentlemen, a tree (they'd have some interesting stuff 2 say i'll bet) the friendly guy who lives in the aforememtioned tree.%D%A%D%A%D%A%D%A
In a Past Life...
%D%AYou Were: A Blind Jester.
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%D%AWhere You Lived: North Canada.
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%D%AHow You Died: Hung for treason.%D%A Who Were You In a Past Life? %D%A I would like to meet, in real life cos I;ve already met him, ish, in myspaceland, MIKA!!

Music:

OH MY DEAR JESUS the other day I spent about a YEAR doing a bloody alphabetty music thing then it DIDN'T SAVE IT, probably my own fault for being incredibly techincally retarded (and unable to type, you'll have noticed)here we go:ARCADE FIRE, Anastacia (don't laugh), Antony Johnson,the Beatles, Blondie, Blur,Christy Moore,Coldplay (kinda), the Cranberries,Damien Rice,Editors, Eels , Elbow, Elliott Smith, Eminem, Evanescnece (don't laugh, again!),Foo Fighters,Gorillaz, Greenday, Guillemots,HIM , Handel (not really..0,Incubus, Indochine,James Blunt (cringes), James Taylor, Jeff Buckley, Joan As Police Woman,Kaiser Chiefs, Kate Bush, the Killers, KT Tunstall, Karine Polwart,L.....none for L....that I like...MARTHA WAINWRIGHT, Minnie Riperton, MUSE,NIRVANA, No Doubt,None for O either...,Pierre Lapointe, Portishead,Queens of the Stone Age, Queen,R.E.M, RADIOHEAD, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!!,Snow Patrol, Suede, System of a Down,Tenacious D,U,V...White Stripes,X,Y,Z

Movies:

I love comedies like shrek (don't laugh its great!!!!) austin powers, league of gentlemen film and also cruel intentions, american pie, whale rider, romeo and juliet, closer, some like it hot, fight club, moulin rouge, wilde, and many more....

Television:

QI, Dessie Houswives, Black Books and GREEN WING. Oh the genius.

Books:

loooaaadddsd including the harry potters, all those by Robin Hobb (fantasy tomes) Dune, philip pulman, dracula (mwah-ha-ha) anything by ian banks, the da vinci code, misery by stephen king is a kick-ass book, as is the secret history. basically if it is full of death, psycological problems or darkness, I will read it. just read Vellum which kicks ver major ass, but fucks with your head something chronic.

Heroes:

I love love LOVE Oscar Wilde and Stephen Fry. Also John Lennon, Kurt Cobain and other dead rock stars, and the obvious ones such as Nelson Mandela...

My Blog

The snow, Tristram and my feet

Why is it that Tristram, our plump, pubescent, excitable ginger kitten, likes to play with my feet so much? No sooner have I entered the kitchen of a morning than he rushes upon me, normal causin...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

i do ramble on a bit....

hmmm. My stories. Dead long. Seem to go on for ever. Sorry about that. Anyway, the latest is very, very psychotic, and a bit un-hangy-togethery, but hey. I need to practise somewhere. Anyway. Much lov...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

No Trace

No Trace..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   The snow makes everything clean again. It masks the flaws of the world, making angelic the grubby imperfections...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

The Devil's Ward

The Devil's Ward     Sergeant, Please find attached to this note three items found with the deceased Miss Ada Partridge  the manuscript of a letter, and two fragments of a card, seeming to ...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

The Portrait

The Portrait   "That's my last Duchess painted on the wall, looking as if she were alive&"     It all started when a certain guest at one of the Viscount's dinner parties enquired about...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

the mudflats

The Mudflats   Let me stagnate, like the old millpond Let me lie still and separate Into flats of mud, still fronds Of rank and reeking greenery   Let me settle out into my parts Let the muc...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

musings

ha! it says my last blog was posted at 5 am. what do you take me for??? oh my lord, I'm having serious regrets about posting poetry. I mean...it's so cringeworthy!!!! but I haven't written a story for...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST

inky pissings

  what is with these blogs? you can't go onot the next line without it going onto a new f**king paragraph, which is useless for writing poetry. Probably just as well, I can't inflict my adol...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:16:00 PST

I'm loooooooneeellllyy....

I'm all alone.I woke up this morning at 12 (or this afternoon, WHATEVER) and the house was empty. As I went downstairs, I got kinda worried that some evil, consciousness-eating virus had come to Crief...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:32:00 PST

Justice

here is a weeeeees story I wrote a while ago. It needs polishing but... any other writers here, incidentally? online book group? sorry, I'll get to the point: Justice   My smartly-shod feet crunc...
Posted by Titania, Queen of Fairies on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:58:00 PST