~ Lady Lauren™ ~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

another day, another lifetime. sometimes it goes too fast and i forget to take notice. then i try and remember things and it's likeshit!and by the way, if you're a music page, don't bother to add me, i can find my own bands myselfAlright luvvys? I'm Lauren, and i don't have a problem with telling people what i think of them. usually i like them so it's alright. you get the odd twat but c'est la vie.It's now summer(ish) which means i'm stressing out over exams, but once they're done you won't be able to pin me down. this is my time and i want to make the most of it.It's taken a long time for me to be happy with myself and now its brimmed over into egotistical adoration. savage!One day i will fulfill my dream of writing for a living, seeing my scripts turned into Bafta/Oscar winners, but until then i'm gonna live fast and laugh hard. fancy a gander?There aren't enough words for the world we live in - i wanna change thatI sought my death and found it in my womb I looked for life and saw it was a shade I trod the earth and knew it was my tomb And now i die and now i was but madeBut you're never really gonna understand unless you bother talking to me

My Interests

Always and foreversBaileys and BooshCaptain Morgan'sDancing til dawnEnjoying the momentFuckbuddiesGirls on filmHappy peopleIllicit and inconspiciousJoints and jingleyjangleysLadies who lunchMen who don't fuck me aroundNaughty but nice Orgasms...overallPreparation for successQuiet contemplationRules made to be brokenSmiles for milesTerrorising the neighbourhoodUniversity of KentVengeance and vendettasWriting for a livingX-rated and xcitingYOU most of allZealots of love

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My Blog

Invisible signs

History always repeats itself.It's getting to the point where i can foresee the end of a situationand it scares me, because i can't do anything about it.Meet a guyGet usedCry for a bitMeet a guyGet us...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:28:00 PST

Existentialist Poetry

Coded messageswhen decoded make no sensein this experience.Take my symbolismout of this life,out of this experience,but only if it makes no sense. Tug at my heartstrings,burn through the dreamsif that...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

DEDICATED TO CHARLIE

only because she wouldn't stop going on about how i'm mentioned on her profile but she isn't on mine....lol well what can i say about Charlie Parris? we have been to hell and back, which is a pretty b...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:55:00 PST

to a world that's being torn apart

I'm feeling rather reflective todayHave been thinking about some deep shit and it both scares and uplifts meI probably sound like a right emo but i dont see why i should as everyone has feelings and a...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS........

and u know itit's like..................hardcore to the xcore...............innitand u ist einen lemming, LEMMINGSPIELso if you are a lemminspielcome dance with me: This guy called me an emo, i really...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:10:00 PST

Steph is right, Lenin IS "way hench"

yeah communism rockswell actually it doesn'tbut Lenin is "way hench", and Steph is normally right so WOOPWOOPi think i wanna join the club"We Love Lenin"Steph, hunny, can i? I have dedicated a blog to...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:49:00 PST

I'M BACK..............from beyond the grave

oh yeah, she's back, internet connectionit's all good, it's all goodnothing more to saymwa ha ha habye bye you motherfuckersyou knows i loves youslxxooxx...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 01:20:00 PST

twisted nails of faith

this is my most favourite song ever: "Mirror, mirror on the wallShouldst not grave pleasures be my all?For if I shall see thy Will be doneGrant Me the Witchcraft of thy tongue"Three moondials froze in...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST

la la la la blood is good when it's being taken from you.....

of course I'm referring to the blood test i had today due to the fact that i may have glandular fever and have been off sick from school fro the past week.................feel so exhaustedi dunno, i r...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:47:00 PST

quoting frenzy

♠you can already tell how random this blog is going to be can't you? ♠right so where do i begin?i think i'll have a lil quoting session,ooh even better a quoting competition!!!!!okay i'l...
Posted by ~ Lady Lauren™ ~ on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:14:00 PST