ElRoN

..Once upon a time, in a land called WhiteCocks Terrance, a land located far.... beyond Neverland... Ranch... far beyond any faraway land you could possibly imagine... the land that God (Michael Jordan) forgot... there was a boy- a chubby boy- called Homee... he smoked a lot of pot. And also, he liked sex. He said it was nice. He liked pUn music, and he smoked a lot of pot too. Sometimes, when he was bored, he smoked pot. The green magical stuff. Smelly. Green. Yes. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------- One day, Homee traveled to capital city, to work for evil Mr. Marceau, because he ran out of money to buy the green magical plant. This evil, evil sorcerer, made him do bang bang and nasty things for little money. But Homee was very optimistic, and happy too. He says he is not gay. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- In Evil Marceau´s dungeon, Homee made a lot of friends that also worked there. A gang of pretty peas called Peas of Bendy Trees. One of the peas, Mr. PayDrop, the black eyed pea, had a brother, an Asian brother, who knew secrets about ancient China, but he not Chinese!, he was retard!. Also, PayDrop, the black eyed pea, had a guitar teacher, Mr. gEeK, who could also sing like a man who has tight pressure on balls. Homee, the chubby village boy, had an idea: to drink some Ron and get drunk. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------- Eventually they formed a band, and played evil country music and worshiped Tatiana Capote. Afterwards, PayDrop, the black eyed pea, and his brother, the Retarded Asian, had to leave the band to go to trip to north 95 and get married to village Indians with 3 nipples. But along came Mr. Pepino, a great magician, who worked for More Junk Porno, a gang of Rastafarian Film Critics, that owned a toy store. Together, with the power of Grey Skull, they went to Pepino´s HQ and recorded a demo with Fisher Price microphones, produced by Mr. gEeK´s best friend: Sir Van Helen Clenke. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- They called the band ElRon, after great sorcerer who makes magic drink that makes your ding dong go apeshit. So fear theRon village peopleS, it´s coming to a town near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!P.D: Somos de Caracas, Venezuela :) (atte: the chubby homeE:D)