The Joker

I'm only laughing on the outside..My smile is just skin deep..If you could see inside I'm really crying..You might join me for a weep ....Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said..... "if you gotta go, go with a smile"....... I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist. ....Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch! Come to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on! ...Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. One the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a KILLER. I am an artist. I LOVE a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!......It can be truly said, that I have a bat in my belfry.