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Swineford

Swineford the Victorious! Eat more greens please son!

About Me

Well what can I say? My name is Louise yet my friends call me Swineford, Sween,Sweenos the Queenos, or my personal favourite - Trevor Evans. Mainly it's boys that call me that but I'm not offended - oh no! I love it!! I love going out un 'stuff', but also quite like being on my own chatting to my dog and other animals I happen to find. I'm quite a chilled out soul and can't handle people who are too highly strung or dependant on me. What I'm trying to say is that i just love getting hammered!!!! Love all my friends and all things fun! I live with my boyfriend who is a farmer. Crop not livestock. He also let's you keep your caravan on his land if you pay him with tripe. I don't like people who talk about themselves constantly. However, I like interesting people who can teach me how to play the banjo, trampoline, how to fish (fresh water). Etc.GOING TO LIVE BY THE SEA one day. I love it. I love cities - there's nothing like a big city at night (is Ton Pentre a city?), but I love the sea, and if I have to sell my trailer tent I'll be there.I was brought up as a Catholic, and although I don't go to church (mass) anymore, I still heavily believe in my faith. Cough. No really, God is real. After all, I was Angel Gabriel in a play once. I think I spewed over my shawl. God is real. Honest to God.

My Interests

I mainly like chilling out and having a few jars with friends. That's what I like. Nothing like a sunny afternoon drinking and talking shite with ya pals! It's what I love! I also like taking my dog for long walks on a Sunday morning. Whilest walking, I like to talk to myself and remember funny things and LAUGH OUT LOUD so that random passers by think i'm on crystal meth. Fuck em! I'm having fun. I love my dog. Music. Listening to music. Not as much live stuff as I used to, but still love it. Most of all I enjoy a bit of Indie, although drum n base circa 2004 comes a close second. Watching Ski Sunday. I love skiing. Not snowboading. Think your so 'ard in your so called 'trendy' gear, on your 'boys' holiday, WELL YOU CAN'T board for toffee so FUCK OFF from hitting me off my ski's. Been skiing twice like. Once in Austria mind. Age 15. Got hammered every night on vodka. Shhh - don't tell Mrs Mogan.

I'd like to meet:

50 Cent. Sir Bob Geldof (not Peaches, humphf) Steve Jones (T4 presenter) My dog's mother. My brother's unborn baby! It's a boy!!! I'm going to be an aunty! YES ME!!!!! Johnny Cash. Shane McGowan. My grampy Sween! Again!!! Peter Andre. God bless him. Jimmy Johnstone - greatest Celtic player ever. Roy Noble. Tupac. Roy Keane. Eddy Grant. Eddie The Eagle Edwards.

Music:

Oh god, that's hard. I'll have a think about it and get back to you. Beastie Boys, Pogues,50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, The Fratellis, Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, The Dubliners, Thin Lizzy, Rolling Stones, Flock Of Seagulls, Radiohead, Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, Amy Winehouse, Treochy Male Voice Choir, Carter USM, EMF, Soul II Soul, Blockparty, Snowpatrol, Faithless, Etc etc.PJ Harvey, The Cult. Whatever Sween. Oh yeah, any Irish folk. Fields Of Anthenry.

Movies:

BUBBLE BOY, Human Traffic, TWIN TOWN!!! HA HA! Fuck! Good Will Hunting, The Hostel, , Raging Bull, The Goonies. FREDDY BUELLER'S DAY OFF. Debbie Does Dallas. Terminator III. Back to the future I. Back to the future III.

Television:

Any reality crap!!! I know - I'm sick and wrong but I just can't help finding out what a woman with 5 eyes, 15 chins and a penis looks like after spending 3 million dollars on plastic surgery. I wish I lived in the USA so I could just be fat and feel normal. My Super Sweet 16. Umm, Dog THE Bounty Hunter! God will forgive you maaaan for dealing that crystal meth to a minor/miner. LOVE IT! Loose Women. Twats.

Books:

Lord Of The Rings.(boring) The Da Vinci Code. Turn Your Radio On. Space Cowboys. Nelson Mandela's autobiograpy. History Of The IRA. Fidel Castro. The Van. The Snapper. Black Swan Green. Diary Of A Nobody. The Faraway Tree. George Best's autobiography. Diary of Adrian Mole aged 13 3/4. Yep.

Heroes:

Bananaman. My Granny Sweeney. Sir Bob Geldof. Billy Connelly. Jimmy Johnstone. Jimmy Saville. Billy Corgan. Nelson Mandela. Joe Strummer. Jason Statham. Steve Jones. Any person that goes to Velindre but are always smiling. God. Mark The Fish. Rick Allen the one armed drummer from Def Leppard.

My Blog

It's a shame about Ray.

Sham 69. Crikey, imagine what it woukd be like to be a real life person who has REAL problems. I have problems like, but I don't (unless really vital) share them with people. Oh, your boyfriend's dump...
Posted by Swineford on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:46:00 PST