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Leroy Perkins

Yeeeeehaaaaa

About Me


Da Deaf Leroy Perkins Story
Hello boys & girls,
This is Leroy talkin’ at ya.
Everybody speak up ‘cause da Leroy can’t hears to good.
If ya has da sense of humor, I wants ta bees ya friend.
I plays da geetar & I loves ta jam,
especially with da pretty ladies.
If ya wants to hook up with Leroy,
leaves me da comment.
I has got some of my jams playin’ in da player for ya enjoyment.
Excuse da poor quality ’cause remembers,
I has da hearin’ problem.
Leroy loves da blues, jazz, rocks, funks, country & da pops,
but if ya wants ta do somethin’ else,
Leroy’s up for da challenge.
Only two kinda music in Leroy’s book,
da good & da bad.
While da Leroy’s on a roll,
his would like ta thank his friends for stickin’ by him,
God bless ya alls.
Calls me anytime,
da lights is off, but I is home.
I takes da little computers everywheres I goes,
evens in da beds sometimes.
Da other nights I checks da mail ons da stage,
ins da middle of my geetar solo.
I luvs ya & promises to writes ya back,
Leroy xxx & ooo
Da Deaf Leroy Perkins Street Team

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/26/2007
Band Website: We spotted a couple of spiders in one yesterday
Band Members:

Went to da shop fa milk...
Don't forget da sugar?

Influences:
Da Cool Boys:

Jed Clampett
Fred Ziffle
Johnny Bravo
Gene Autry
Homer Simpson
Mister Ed
Forrest Gump
Hoss Cartwright
Tarzan
Gomer Pyle
Clint Eastwood
Stinky Pete...

Da Pretty Ladies:
Oprah Winfrey
Kate Winslet
Avril Lavigne
Joss Stone
Liv Tyler
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mandy Moore
Sarah McLachlan
Kate Hudson
Julia Roberts
Shania Twain
Christina Aguilera
Michelle Branch
Kelly Clarkson
Carrie Underwood
Reese Witherspoon
Diane Neal
Sandra Bullock
Rachel Hunter...

Sounds Like: Tell ya after da operation...

Record Label: Dymo
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Drummer Boy Joke

What's da difference between da Drummer Boy's head & da rubbish bin after da bin night? Answer: Nuthin'! They is both empty!
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Drummer Boy Joke

Hows does ya know it's da Drummer Boy knockin' at ya door? Answer: Da knock starts off slow, then it gradually gets faster!
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

Drummer Boy Joke

What's da difference betweens da Drummer Boy machine & da real Drummer boy? Answer: Da Drummer Boy machine don't do da farts!
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

Drummer Boy Joke

How does ya know it's da Drummer Boy knockin' ons ya door? Answer: Befores da knock ya hears him count 1... 2... 3... 4...
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

Drummer Boy Joke

How does ya know ifs ya Drummer Boy is sittin' up straight ons da stool? Answer: Da dribble runs out both sides ofs da Drummer Boy's mouth!
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:52:00 PST

Leroy loses da shoe

If ya sees da left work boot, size 10, withs da chicken poo poo ons da soul? dats my shoe! Leroy...  ...
Posted by Leroy Perkins on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST