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About Me

Jon was not a comedy virtuoso. He did not do 45 minutes of hilarity his first time on stage. (fuck you, Eddie Griffin) He was practically asked to leave, but he kept coming back for more. Like a junkee with his junk, just looking for another hit, he went forward with the tenacity of a cockroach. Abolishing convention and ignoring "good advice", he carelessy drudges forward like he's driving a tractor blindfolded through a mall. Unpredictable, dangerous, and very often just plain stupid are what you can expect, but you're really better off to not expect anything. The tour has just begun. Now, he's got less chance than ever of becoming famous. stay tuned.What's been said about Jon by other people-"I've seen Jon Kill and I've seen Jon bomb, and I'm not sure which I prefer""who's jon mott?""he wasn't funny at all"

My Interests

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Member Since: 5/25/2004
Band Website: jonmott.com
Influences: Harland Williams, Bill Hicks, Dane Cook, Doug Stanhope, Carl LaBove, Hank Williams, Ben Folds, William Shatner, and whoever taught me how to drink whiskey.
Sounds Like: a train running over an ice cream cone
Record Label: Ol' Gravy Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Stop the hate

This is a message to all you non-bigotted self-righteous fucks out there. The time is now to end the hate. You pass your judgement from such high ground on those who blindly hate others ba...
Posted by jon the mott on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:58:00 PST

The $130 story part 3

PART 3 I FINALLY get to piss!! He shows me where the bathroom is. I see the toilet shining like a beacon of light beckoning my piss home. It's been gone so long. I unzip, I flo...
Posted by jon the mott on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

Top 8

If you are reading this and you haven't read the $130 story, go do that now. Then come back and read this. So, sometime in the recent past, myspace granted us the option to pick our top 8 favorite fri...
Posted by jon the mott on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:18:00 PST

The $130 story part 2

It happened so fast, I could only react. "I don't know. It's not what you think it is, though. It's not crack!" "Well, then what is it?" "I don't know." I stop to think. "I th...
Posted by jon the mott on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:21:00 PST

The $130 story part 1

A lot of people ask me how I lost my virginity. I always say the same thing. That's not a very good story, so I'll tell you a better one. I don't remember the date. The specifi...
Posted by jon the mott on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST

I forgot my pencil

I'm starting to feel something. I don't know what it is I don't know if it's the normal pshychological progression of just plain ol' gettin old, or if it's something more specific to me. every day see...
Posted by jon the mott on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 11:20:00 PST

Can anybody really believe I posted a new blog?

When I was 18, I wanted to take over the world. Now, I just want to take a nap. Seriously, taking over the world is hard work. And besides, once you're in control, it's a lot o...
Posted by jon the mott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gay radio

I recently borrowed a car in El Paso, TX. It was equipped with Sirius satelite radio. I don't have any real complaints about it, except, they advertise it as commercial free. and there's commercial...
Posted by jon the mott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

material that didn't work

so, I heard a waste of my tax dollars yesterday in the form of a commercial. It was paid for by the Department of Homeland Security, that bankroll department. We don't control the oil, yet, so let's...
Posted by jon the mott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I might stop

I think I'm going to stop using myspace. It has failed to live up to my expectations. Or maybe it is people that have failed me or maybe it is me that has failed me. We shall see.
Posted by jon the mott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST