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Matt

Go practice falling down, I'll be there in 5 minutes.

About Me



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My Interests

Sports and girls...oh yea the shocker too

I'd like to meet:

Will Clark (a retired baseball player who played for the Giants). He is my favorite player of all-time besides Lou Gehrig.

Music:

I like pretty much all kinds of music, but not country! My favorite bands are Matchbox 20, Nirvana, and I don't feel like typing the rest.

Movies:

I love to watch movies. The funniest movie of all time is Dumb and Dumber, and the funniest man alive is Jim Carey. I like all kinds of movies, but mostly comedies and action movies. Gladiator and Troy are awesome.

Television:

Comedy Central, ESPN, Spin City, Entourage

Books:

There are very few books I like, but if i find something that interests me, I will read it.

My Blog

Wise Words

It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yup

Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have you been told this?

Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So True

Like a midget in a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is swell

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be conside...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST