Duke Royale

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saved me from sports at an early age. I think i bought my first albums around age 8 or 9 (Stiff Little Fingers and Kiss) and my first guitar when 14. I remember standing outside a Motörhead gig that year, to young to get in. I'm still standing outside gigs sometimes, but that's because I'm to fucked up to be let in... I tattood myself when 17 and had it covered up later. Since then i got 7 more. I was drafted to the Airforce when 19 and learned how to cook and tidy up my dirty socks and managed to grow more hate for authoritarian pricks (wouldn't piss on one even if they were on fire) ...since then I picked up some pwetty cwool habits like insomnia, smoking, drinking and waking up not knowing where I am. Not that much else has changed since really and I still got my Star Wars figures. Toe socks, celery, bodyhair and H&M 'vintage' Ramones/Clash/whatever t-shirts make me physically sick and I'm totally terrified by clowns *shudder. Other than that I'm social, easy going and smile to much... but slightly misanthropic at times. I own a gazillion band t-shirts that I'm to soft-hearted to get rid of and an equal amount of single black socks i try to mate. I try to read books, papers and comics if I'm not hung over or worse. I love to cook and do housework wearing only an apron and 4" fetish shoes like any other man. When I'm dazed I wear a tinfoil hat to shield me from electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. I swear I'll never run in the rain with socks on again ....or steal roadblocks, computers, fairy lights and such one might wake up with.
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Word of advice; don't waste to much of your time on me in here,
I got a Real Life(tm) on the outside.

Kan den som tok mine svarte Backyard Babies Converse vennligst lever dem tilbake snart? Står et par helt vanlige svarte i gangen her og dem er ikke mine...