Drumming,
music theory,
animal rights,
streaking,
singing stupid songs,
grammar,
activism,
pranks,
CATS,
1980s,
ghosts, Sasquatch, chupacabras.
throwing fake birthday parties,
karaoke.
Outdoors and summer time,
"Urban exploration" -climbing things I'm not supposed to and exploring abandoned (or sometimes not so abandoned) buildings.
I'd like to meet:
..
I want one more chance to hang out with Jimmy Cline.
The raving derelict from Santa Cruz.
He froze to death.
Jimmy and Pokey the Retard.
Music:
(In no particular order.)
Including, but not limited to:
DREAM THEATER
SYNPHONY X
DRAGON FORCE
INTO ETERNITY
BLIND GUARDIAN
ANGRA
MESHUGGAH
DEATH
OPETH
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD
SPIRAL ARCHITECT
THEORY IN PRACTICE
NECROPHAGIST
FAITH NO MORE
DAVE BROCKIE EXPERIENCE
SPINAL TAP
KANSAS
RUSH
BOSTON
STYX
QUEEN
JOURNEY
FANTOMAS
MR. BUNGLE
ESTRADASPHERE
OINGO BOINGO
DANNY ELFMAN
DEAD KENNEDYS
CLASSICAL
T.V. THEME SONGS
1980s
Movies:
Blood Sucking Freaks
Romero zombie movies
Evil Dead trilogy
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Dead Alive
Redneck Zombies
Schizophreniac The Whore Mangler
Borat
Michael Moore movies
This Is Spinal Tap
Beavis and Butt-head Do America
Run Ronnie Run
Phallus In Wonderland
Skulhedface
Orgazmo
Cannibal The Musical
ERNEST movies
The Pick of Destiny
V For Vendetta
The Princess Bride
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
The Goonies
Edward Scissorhands
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
They Live
Bill and Tedd's Excellent Adventure
These are my Uncles Bill and Tom and Aunts Anna and Pearl.
This picture was taken in May of 1992. Than in July my next door neighbor at the time, shot them while they slept in my house.
It was fucking hilarious!
I still have wet dreams about it!
Uuuh, did I say "WET dreams"?
Well I meant nightmares. Yeah, that's it!
Television:
Beavis and Butt-head
The Simpsons
Ren & Stimpy
METALOCALYPSE
South Park
Married With Children
Night Stand With Dick Ditrick
Trigger Happy T.V.
Tom Green Show
I Love the '80s
Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Macguyver
You Can't Do That On Television
Unsolved Mysteries
Daily Show
Colbert Report
The State
Books:
OK you got me!
I'm a fucking idiot, sue me!
I used to ride the short bus, and old men are always hitting on me.
This is where I'd like to be going on and on about all the books I read, Thus wetting the ladies vaginas with my gigantic brain bulges.
I guess they're just going to have to settle for my cock.
Although I HAVE read a few goodies in my day. 1984 as I recall touched me in ways I've never been touched before.
Music theory books are always useful.
And Tuesdays With Maury, among others, was very nice.
The God Delusion.... Yay!
I love my Dictionary and thesaurus.
Feel free to recommend anything that will make me smarter.
Heroes:
Gene Hoglan
Mike Portnoy
Dave Brockie.
Thomas Haake
Jason Becker
All the guys from Symphony X, GWAR, Dream Theater, Dragonforce, and countless other musicians that inspire my drive to live!
Harry Russo From Schizophreniac The Whore Mangler.
"All anybody's good for is taking it up the fucking ass!"
The brave boys and girls who followed through with the school shootings the way I never did.
Ed Gein.
Tom Green.
Albert Einstein
Dave Brockie.
PEOPLE WHO GO TO MY SHOWS!
Everyone else must die!
R.I.P.
RINGO (Halford)
94 or 95 - 05
He's gonna kick your pussy ass to the soundtrack of Breakin' The Law!
