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Blaque Jezus

You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun...

About Me

I'm a dork with a heart of gold ;) I've lived in Canton, OH all my life, and I've been to the Football Hall Of Fame only once. I was like 5 and I remember being bored so I've never gone back. But that's another story for another time I guess... I've made a lot of mistakes in my life and I've made some good decisions as well. I'm a fan of Starwars, as you can probably tell, but I'm not some screwy fanboy for it. Well maybe for Clone Troopers but that's about it. Sometimes I wonder if I'm an attention whore or if I am just an ass. Either way I'm content with myself. I go to college at Stark State all the time it seems. And when I'm not there I'm pretending I'm working (X_x). I used to have a barbershop quartet. I used to do community theater at the Player's Guild in downtown Canton. I used to think my mullet was the shit in 6th grade. But I digress.

My Interests

Wrestling, Musical Theater, Video Games, Going to Walmart at 3am for lack of anything better to do, Being a member of S.M.U.T.L.U.V.(Strong Men Unafraid To Like Unicorns Visibly) David Bowie, Building Computers, Apple Macintosh, Good friends.

I'd like to meet:

This Guy And This Girl as well as...

Scott Hall, David Bowie, anyone who plays Magic the Gathering w00t ^_^*

Music:

2 words, David Bowie, another 2 words, Tenacious D(well that's more like a word and a letter but there ya go ^_^) TATU, ya so what I like it :P, Manson, The Project Hate, Primus, Jekyl and Hyde the 2 cd concept album because the actual musical's performers are crap, MC Chris anyone who can rap about boba fett and dungeons and dragons is K-rad, various video game soundtracks - zelda, metroi... ect.

Movies:

Fight Club(not as good as the book tho), A Clockwork Orange(again not as good as the book), Back to the Future 1-3 hehe, The Fifth Element, UHF, Predator, Predator 2, Aliens Vs. Predator, Predator 3: Predator in Da'Hood, Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist, and let us not forget Starwars episodes 1-6

Television:

That 70's Show, Portal on G4techTV, Raw, Smackdown, TNA wrestling, Sea Lab 2021, Spiderman The New Animated Series, Blind Date, The 5th Wheel, Venture Brothers, ATHF, Brak, SpaceGhost, basically all of Adult Swim, Smallville

Books:

The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan(It makes Lord of the Rings seem like a bad comic book); Vurt(do yourself a favor and get it now) and Nymphomation by Jeff Noon; Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk; StarWars: The New Jedi Order the whole series is good except the ending :P; A Clockwork Orange which has a 21st chapter that goes past the end of the movie...

Heroes:

David Bowie, MC Chris, My Dad, Megatron, Scott Hall and Samus Aran

My Blog

Fun stuff, lemme see who actually reads my stuff.

This is a 45-question survey testing your knowledge on how well you know somebody. Put it on your blog to see what others know about you. 1. What is my full name? 2. What is my birthday? 3. Wh...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

Hell, here I CUM!!! X_x

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believ...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm still fucking crazy!!

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 66% Aggressiveness ||||||||||...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which of the Se7eN deadly sins are you?

You are Wrath/Anger! Wow... who got you so mad huh ?? You have seriousanger issues!! with a rage that seems somewhatdeadly, and a temper that is easily raised, youare by far the scariest sin. You ten...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm fucking crazy

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntiso cial:LowBorderline:ModerateHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:M oderateAvoidant:ModerateDependent:HighObsessive-Compulsive:M oderate-- Personalit...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Skewl Dayz

Wow 520 bux for bookz X_x. That's Blowing it. Oh well I guess, I need the ejumakayshun I suppose but that's a lotta jack. In the big picture, that 520 dollars would have just sat in my room collect...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Small Vacation...

Well... my grandpa died today, and now I must go to Kentucky to his service. I only hope my PO doesn't call me and send me back to prison for leaving the state X_x. I even emailed the bitch to tell ...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boredom

Welly welly well... so its like 6:30am and I opted not to go to sleep because I have to see my P.O. at 9am X_x. Every time I go she makes the next appointment a whole hour earlier. Never-the-less, ...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Aight so me and th3.M4D.h4xx0R went to the sneak preview showing of the new Harry Potter movie. Go see it now! It had some minor things left out from the book but all in all a damn good movie. It w...
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paris Hilton...

So ya it's memorial day and I"m watching the paris hilton porn with my sister haha. She's possibly the coolest person on the planet(my sister not paris hilton)
Posted by Blaque Jezus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST