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Lambo

Karma's a bitch and I'm her pimp.

About Me


Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

My Interests

Family, friends, "tragic": the gathering, movies, and Denny's. Usually in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody really, s'long as they're interesting folk. As far as things on the relationship front: anybody who isn't phony. It's preferable that she doesn't smoke-I'm allergic. Somebody who says what they mean and means what they say. Someone who's timely: late people are a pet peeve of mine. Someone who's honest, with me and herself. Has to have some sort of goals (unless this person already has an established life/career) that she wants to achieve and actually strives to do so. I don't like being the only person in a relationship fighting for what they want in life. That brings up another good point: fights. I don't really like to fight all too much, if you're not a liar, thief, and you don't cheat we'll prolly get along great. But still, it happens and I'd love to have someone that can express her opinion without getting nasty, but most of all-express herself period. Please no silent&submissive types: I like a woman that can voice what she wants, what she feels, and in the case of me being stupid-can tell me without being venemous about it. I hate petty fights, especially fights that just end up being 2 people just trying to say the most wounding things they can think of. Drugs/Alchohol: no drugs, I drink socially and I don't mind if she does too. But the "Today sucked so I'm gonna get blown outta my mind" mentality is a huge turnoff. Somebody cultered and of moderate intelligence. I enjoy conversation and it's good to be able to relate. Someone who doesn't have to go out all of the time. Somebody who enjoys just sitting around watching movies and enjoying each other's company. No specific body types really: just nobody bigger than me-no wookies, thanks. Red or black hair and green eyes are a plus, but they're really not all that important. And finally: someone with a sense of humor. Boring people suck.

Music:

3-doors down, 50 Cent, A perfect circle, AC/DC, Adema, Aerosmith, Alan Jackson, Aretha Franklin, Audioslave, Black sabbath, Blackstreet, Blessed union of souls, Blue, Blutengel, BB king, Bellamy Brothers, Big&Rich, Bobby Darin, Bone Crusher, Bonne tyler, Brad Paisly, Breaking Benjamin, Buddy Holliday, Butch Walker, The Cardigans, Chad Kroger, Chris Cornell, Chevelle, Chuck Berry, Coldplay, Crossfade, The Cure, D-12, DJ Alligator, David Bowie, Dashboard Confessionals, DC Talk, Digital underground, Dio, Disturbed, DMX, Drowning pool, The Eagles, Edwin Mcain, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Everlast, Europe, Fall out boy, Final fantsasy music, Foo fighters, Foreigner, Fuel, Frank Sinatra, Ghetto Boyz, Green Day, Godsmack, Ginuwine, Gorrilaz, Halo soundtrack, Halo 2 Soundtrack, Hoobastank, Horrorpops, ICP, Ice cube, Incubus, Jagged Edge, James taylor, Jimi Hendrix Johnette Napolitano, Johnny Cash, John Cougar Mellencamp, Johnny Lang, John Lennon, Jonny Hooker, Jonny cash, KC&JOJO, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, The killers, Killswitch Engage, Kanye West, Korn, Linkin Park, Lost prophets, Los Lonely Boys, Loudmouth, Ludacris, Maralyn Manson, Mariah Carey, Mark Collie, Maroon 5, Mc Chris, Metallica, Michael Jackson, MSI, Mudvayne, Muse, Nelly, Nickelback, Nightwish, NIN, Nirvana, Nothingface, Offspring, Otis Redding, Otep, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Papa Roach, Pantera, Pat Benetar, Petey Pablo, Poison Puddle of Mudd, Puscifer, Rascal Flatts, Ray Lamontagne, Rhapsody, Rob Zombie, Santana, Saliva, Sevendust, Shinedown, Sinatra, The Skeptics, Skinny puppy, Slipknot, Smile Empty Soul, Soilwork, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Stone Sour, Submersed, Tappy, Tenacious D, Tim Mcgraw, Tom Petty, Tool, Tracy Chapman, Tricky, Usher, Van Halen, The Wallflowers, Warren G, Willie Nelson, Xzibit, and ZZ top.

Movies:

Zomg


uhhh *creams pants* The lord of the rings trilogy, Aliens trilogy, Predator, The terminator trilogy, Scream, a goofy movie, The prophecy, Night of the living dead, the original star wars trilogy, star wars episode III, batman returns, batman begins, pulp fiction, princess mononoke, Samurai X: Trust&Betrayal, Zatoiichi: the blind swordsman, Stripes, The great outdoors, American Pie 1&2, Napoleon Dynamite, Heat, Ronin, The devil's advocate, A history of Violence, The upside of Anger, the usual suspects, The passion of the Christ, the Professional, Hunted, Basic, Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (the original), The James Bond movies, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Enter the Dragon, Fists of fury,Gladiator, Bevery Hills Cop, Animal house, The blues brothers, Ghostbusters 1&2, Porkie's, the last samurai,Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, The Shawshank Redemption, Meet Joe Black, the thin red line, windtalkers, John carpenter's: vampires, From dusk till Dawn, The whole nine yards, Prime, Bram Stokers Dracula, Man on fire, The wedding crashers, The recruit,Gladiator, Crash, Hearts in atlantis, Stateside, Heat.I'm game for any movie that stars (but is not limited to) Christopher Walken, Chris farley, Bruce lee, John Travolta, Russel Crowe, Christian Bale, Ahnold, Viggo Mortensen, John Belushi, Dan Akroyd, Tom Cruise, and Denzel Washington.

Television:

ATF, Sealab, Robot Chicken, Rurouni Kenshin, Gundam Wing, Seinfeld, Frazier, 24, SNL, MAD tv, The daily show, Law & Order, CSI, and anything on the history channel.

Books:

The vampire chronicles, Dragonlance, The lord of the rings trilogy, The dark elf trilogy, The Icewind Dale trilogy, The Crytal shard trilogy, The hunter's blades trilogy, The story of Huma, Kaz the minotaur, Star wars&Philosophy, the new testament, and anthing by Ron Fry.

Heroes:

My mother, mother Teresa, JC, Ghandi, my friends.

My Blog

"SPARTANS! What is YOUR profession!?"

Great. Fucking. Movie. Stands right up there with 'V: for vendetta' as my fav. movies of all time.  A seriously badass flick. Things are moving along as well as they can I suppose. I failed my fi...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST

Midday' musings

Last thursday I was informed that my instructors uncle was murdered in his own home.  This guy lives through 2 world wars to get a dog's death, in his own fucking home no less.  Jesus christ...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Directions:

Getting to Dayton's is rather easy from just about anywhere.  From Tusc: Turn onto Woodlawn, turn LEFT on 4th st, LEFT on Victoria and it will be the third house on the left.  The one with ...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

Birthday party update

When:Monday, August 7th 5pm-??? Where: Dayton's house Activities include but are not limited to: Bonfire schenannigans, swimming, drinking (21 and over only!), video games, and pool.  RSVP with m...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:32:00 PST

update

The inequities of my life never cease to amaze me.  Finally found out the truth regarding certain "friend's" feelings about me.  It's just sad/lame that I have to hear it from somebody else....
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

Chicken-shit

Seems like I'm knee-deep in it lately.  With the various undesireable presence @ Denny's I come home to find that one of my friends is giving me the cold shoulder.  And for what reason? ...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST

You wonder why they call you bitch...

Riding around with my brother last night, talking about things and trying to reason with my present situation(s) and this song came on.  Haha, who'd have thought it'd be the words of 2Pac that wo...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:45:00 PST

Compliments of DanW

http://www.break.com/index/halo1.html It's true!
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

Whiskey lullaby...

Strange happenings in Gotham as of late.  Been spending the week thusfar revisiting what I thought was a closed chapter in my life.  I cannot forsee the wisdom in all of this, but I know the...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

Denny's, new beginnings, and of course, "Buttons"

Talked on the phone for about 2 hours last night, then chatted until well after the sun came up.  Yeah, great timing.  Ah well, not all is lost.  We'll just see what we can salvage from...
Posted by And what DO bitches get? Stitches. on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:41:00 PST