Enter stereotypical Coloradoan outdoor activity here. Working on my 69 Camaro (I try to wear a wife beater while doing so to fully epitomize the white trash that I am). Doing my best to offend all that are religous and all that is holy.
Santa...
Huey Lewis and the News (it's the heart of rock n' roll baby). Michael Bolton (long haired social isolates need to stick together). 50 Cent (just like being the white guy going around saying "fiddy"). Assemblage 23 and Delerium (no smart ass remarks on these kids... they just plain "don't suck").
Now, don't fall off the edge of your seat, but I like Mel Brooks movies (who'd a thunk it?). Also, big fan of the Lord of the Rings series, and movies like The Fifth Element. Oh yeah, and Porn... lots and lots of nasty, unadulterated, degrading porn...
I think it still exists... don't know why anyone would watch it though...
I haven't read a non-technical book in half a decade. Now audiobooks... that's the ticket!
Um Heroes? Uh, like the Fantastic Four or Superman? I think they're all gay.