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Gregory Trillian

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

After Graduating from St. Andrews University, I decided to abscond to darkest Africa where Iam currently looking after my family's Copper Mine and Sugar Plantation. I visit Monaco for the motor-racing each summer and enjoy spending my winters in The Royal Carribean Isles. I believe the war in Iraq was completely justified, after all we can't go letting those Arabs control the worlds resources forever now can we? They're far too irresponsible. My closest and dearest friend is probably my chaffeur and hunting partner, Sahib, we adopted him as a famine victim aged 3 and he's just been in the family ever since. A bloody good shot mind you. He's a native, as you can tell by his English, but very much civilised and versed in teatime etiquette. I have two hunting hounds, Oscar and Horrace, who accompany me Elephant shooting. They're thoroughbred Danes.

My Interests

Big-game hunting, Golfing, Civilising the darkies, Teatime on the lawn, Colonialism, The Stock Market Exchange, Occasional use of the Global Internet, Romance.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a classy lady, a real dame of distinction, preferable one who smokes fine cigars and will only drink from waterford crystal. Foreign is acceptable, preferably French or Portugreek. Must know her place.

Music:

Iam not a fan of music beyond the 1920s. I believe it died with the advent of jazz. There is nothing more stirring than the symphonies of Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Strazinsky and Schubert.

Movies:

When visiting the film theatre I usually will accept whatever indulgence my lady friend has decided upon. However, Iam rather partial to the occasional John Wayne or Charlton Heston film, from the days when men were men, long before all of these nancy-boy "heroes" we see today.

Television:

Any sort of current affairs programming that presents both the conservative AND the neo-conservative standpoint.

Heroes:

John Major, George Bush Sr., Ronald Reagan, Winston Churchill, Charlton Heston, John Wayne, Spencer Tracy, Errol Flynn.