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facts:
In my former life I was the left butt cheek of Denver Nuggets legend Alex English.
Dave Coulier has a restraining order out against me.
I am not of Native American descent.
Watching R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is number two on my list of "experiences that changed my life for the better," preceded only by listening to Air Supply's "The One that I Love" on vinyl for the first time, and followed by spooning with a Richard Belzer impersonator while on vacation in the south of France.
I play in these two bands:
draconic
consecration
My penis gets erect at the thought of a Japanese businessman crying in an elevator and the smell of bunt cake.
I own Steelheart's debut self-titled album on both CD and cassette.
World peace can only be achieved by every season of MTV's The State seeing a proper release on DVD.
I look like James Hetfield and Kristen Johnston had a baby and John Lithgow farted in its mouth at the christening.
Ned and Stacey Will and Grace
Kosta Bogdanovic once told me, roughly translated from Serbian to English, that "taking a piss without farting is like a frying pan with no handle." Truer words have never been spoken.
I am surprisingly friendly for someone who owns a Dream Theater wristwatch.
My only regret in life is not being the first person to come up with this idea.
I can be contacted via the following msn screen-name: [email protected]
